You do not have to pretend happiness with your family -

Cheer is optional.

A final reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas -

Naked spin-the-dreidel games!

You've probably run out of gifts at this point, wrap your family's fresh laundry as the gift that shows you've done the laundry. At this point, look up a local oil recycler - it will do better for everyone as a biofuel.

And here, I promise, is the last set of songs celebrating Hanukkah -

Hanukkah With Veronica Monica -




Chanukah in Santa Monica   GMCLA -




ACME Eagle Hand Soap would like to finish out Dave Grohl's Hanukkah offering with his final song of his set



It should be mandatory that we listen to Uncle Lou during the Hanukkah season.


In The Market For A Miracle   A Christmas Story -



Kids, this is the essential 11 o'clock number.


Gal Gadot makes Jimmy Fallon eat holiday foods -



Jimmy would have eaten crap on a shingle for her.


SNL Celebrates Hanukkah -



Hey, somebody has to clean up all of that wax on the break front. And somebody's got to call the guys who pick up used cooking oil for bio-fuel.


For the eleventh year in a row, I have be persuaded (forced at gunpoint) by the gentlemen from Bensonhurst to have another Mobbed Up Christmas this year.

(This is not to say that any of these singers are in anyway associated with organized crime.)

It's just that Frankie Lupini, Molluschi Vincenzo, Joey Carrozza, etc, 'requested' these songs.


Merry Christmas Baby Dion -




O Come All Ye Faithful Al Martino -




Baby’s First Christmas Connie Francis -




The Christmas Song Tony Martin -




Do You Hear What I Hear? Bobby Vinton -




Silver Bells Vic Damone -




After many shots and plates of scungilli, baccalà alla vicentina and fried calamari, the boys want to wish everyone Buon Natale and Happy Hanukkah.





Demand Euphoria!