It Won't Seem Like Christmas without him

It's an Elvis Christmas today

ACME commemorates the anniversary of St. Elvis' comeback with their annual tribute -

Touch but his sweat soaked leather raiments and be made whole again:


Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)




Santa Claus Is Back in Town




Santa Bring Me My Baby Back (To Me)




Oh Little Town of Bethlehem




The Alternate 1971 Christmas Album



If you find yourself all tingly in your bulbous naughty bits;

you're listening to Elvis; he understands.



Demand Euphoria!