Friday, December 31, 2021

The best is yet to come

Here’s ACME's look into the world of New Years Celebrations

Although the new year has been celebrated since prehistoric times, it was celebrated on the vernal equinox rather than what we now consider the first of the year. The Romans were the first to recognize New Years Day on January first. Rather than tie the day to some significant astronomical or agricultural event, in 153 BC the Romans selected it for civil reasons. It was the day after elections in which the newly elected assumed their positions.



Years later, Julius Caesar wanted to change the date to a more logical date but that year, January 1, 45 BC was the date of a new moon. To change it would have been bad luck. He did, however, change the calendar system from the Egyptian solar calendar to the "Julian" calendar, named for Caesar. July, the month of Caesar's birth, was also named after him to recognize him for his calendar reform. And look what it got him.



Up unto 1582, Christian Europe continued to celebrate New Years Day on March 25. Pope Gregory XIII instituted additional calendar reforms bringing us the calendaring system of the day. The Gregorian calendar was adopted by Catholic countries immediately while the reformists, suspect of any papal policy, only adapted it after some time. Today most countries around the world have adopted this calendaring system.



From primitive man to today, it has been recognized as a day in which rites were done to abolished the past so there could be a rejuvenation for the new year. Rituals included purgations, purifications, exorcisms, extinguishing and rekindling fires, masked processions (masks representing the dead), and other similar activities. Often exorcisms and purgations were performed with much noise as if to scare away the evil spirits. In China, Ying, the forces of light fought Yang, the forces of darkness with cymbals, noisemakers, and firecrackers.



Early European-Americans adopted the New Year celebrations from their homelands. However, it was noted by early settlers that native Americans already honored News Years Day with their own customs. Their rituals coincided with those around the world including fires, explosions of evil spirits, and celebrations. Today many of the New Year celebrations actually begin with a countdown to the New Year on the evening prior. It is customary to kiss your sweetheart when the clock strikes midnight as one of the customs of these New Years Eve parties.



Around the world, different cultures have their own traditions for welcoming the new year. The Japanese hang a rope of straw across the front of their houses to keep out evil spirits and bring happiness and good luck. They also have a good laugh as the year begins to get things started on a lucky note. In Argentina, people wear brand-new pink underwear to attract love. While in Brazil, people wear none; that usually works better.



In Germany, every year on December 31st, TV networks broadcast an 18-minute-long skit in English called Dinner for One.



In 1963, Germany’s Norddeutscher Rundfunk television station recorded the sketch, performed by the British comics Freddie Frinton and May Warden. Since its initial recording, the clip has become a New Year’s Eve staple in Germany. The clip holds the Guinness World Record for Most Frequently Repeated TV Program, (although Dinner For One has never been broadcast in the U. S. or Canada.)

In Siberia, brave divers plant the New Year's Tree underneath frozen lakes — sort of like a polar plunge. Much like a Christmas tree, the Siberian New Year Tree (or yolka) is supposed to signify the coming of Father Frost, but its planting also symbolizes starting over. The jumping-into-a-frozen-lake challenge is just another addition to the year-end festivities.



In Italy, nothing says “Happy New Year” like red underpants. Red underwear is a staple of the New Year’s tradition in Italy. The color choice invokes centuries-old superstition that the color keeps bad luck and evil at bay, and encourages good luck. Now, even if you find yourself in Rome without a pair of rosy unmentionables, no worries. Shops and street vendors have plenty for sale.



In South Africa, people throw appliances out the window (watch out!!). In Denmark, you break a dish for a friend. They save their old dishes only to throw them by the dozen at the doorsteps of family friends on New Years. In theory, the bigger the pile of broken dishes you find on your door steps, the bigger pile of friends you have.





Good Riddance, But Now What? - Ogden Nash

Come, children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.




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Thursday, December 30, 2021

ACME Remembers

Another year has come and gone and we here at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like to remember some of the people we lost in 2021.
Chris Barker's 2021 tribute

Here is a roll call of some (in no particular order) today


Siegfried Fischbacher:




Phil Spector:




Cloris Leachman:




Mary Wilson:




Christopher Plummer:




Larry Flynt:




Bunny Wailer:




George Segal:




Jessica Walter:




DMX:




Prince Philip, Duke of Duke of Edinburgh




Olympia Dukakis:




Norman Lloyd:




Paul Mooney:




Gavin McLeod:




Biz Markie:




Don Everly:




Charlie Watts:




Ed Asner:




Michael Constantine:




Norm Macdonald:




Michael K Williams:




Peter Scolari:




Dean Stockwell:




Stephen Sondheim:






Michael Nesmith:




Joan Didion:




Desmond Tutu:





And so it goes

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Maybe,


the phrase,'thems that are dead, be the lucky ones!' is correct.



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Tuesday, December 28, 2021

A thought on the holidays





Here's another year-end 2021 Movie Mash-up, (this time from a site known as Wagner Studios) -



I promised we would check this site out again this year and we have!


Before I forget, once again, here's the years Multifandom Mashup for 2021 from Pteryx Videos -



Here's a list of all the Movies and TV-shows used



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Monday, December 27, 2021

Nefelibata




A cloud walker; one who lives in the cloud of their own imagination or dreams, or one who does not abide by the precepts of society, literature, or art.


Here's the next mash-up of year end review videos: this one, the best movie trailer mashup of 2021 by Sleepy Skunk, is a yearly favorite of mine.



Once again we ask, "How many of them have you seen?"



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Sunday, December 26, 2021

The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour (255a)

The staff is taking it easy for the rest of the week but we'll see what we can do.


I found another Christmas gift under the tree. (I may find another during the week.)



"Mystery tours", overnight bus rides to unknown destinations, were popular in England as low-budget weekend getaways. Most of this movie was shot in a rented bus filled with friends, acquaintances, Beatles office staff, a camera crew, and a handful of experienced actors, rambling around the English countryside one holiday weekend. Everyone was encouraged to invent his or her own character, let whatever was going to happen happen, and the results would be magical. Unfortunately, most of the passengers "acted" like anyone else travelling on a bus tour. John Lennon and George Harrison spent most of the trip sleeping or avoiding the cameras. The bus, with a hand-lettered "Magical Mystery Tour" sign, attracted curious on-lookers who began following in droves. Suggestions to film the chaos mounting outside were shot down. Lennon ultimately ordered the bus to stop, got out, and tore the lettering off the sides. He later derided the whole program as "The most expensive home movie ever made."


Since it's the end of the year there are lots of year end review videos. I usually find the time to post a few: this one, United State of Pop 2021 (Strawberry Ice Cream), is one of the more famous.



I still have to ask the kids to tell me what some of the songs were (I, at least, know who the artist are.)



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Saturday, December 25, 2021

The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour (255)

Merry Christmas to us all


Before our feature presentation, ACME would like to start the evening with the Drew Barrymore produced Christmas Special, Olive the other Reindeer



The bus for Arctic Junction passes a sign that reads "Frostbite Falls, Next Exit." Frostbite Falls is the fictional home of Rocky and Bullwinkle.


Before the start of our feature presentation, in case you are still overwhelmed by the holidays (or haven't finished wrapping,) - ACME Eagle Hand Soap would like to share with you a set of classic holiday melodies:



As always, ACME wants you to join them in celebrating the holidays with your friends at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour - the official soap of our nation's bald eagles. Remember if your bald eagle's talons are filthy, do we have a soap for you! It's finally here - after all the shopping and planning. Please don't rush through the day. Why join The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour in watching this 1947 holiday classic, Miracle on 34th Street, starring Maureen O'Hara, John Payne, Natalie Wood and Edmund Gwenn. Both Macy's and Gimbel's were approached by the producers for permission to have them depicted in the film. Both wanted to see the finished film first before they gave approval. If either had refused, the film would have had to been extensively edited and re-shot to eliminate the references. Fortunately, at the test viewing both were pleased with the film and gave their permission. The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like you to join us in watching this fun movie, so push away from pile of gifts you are wrapping, if you can, get comfortable and enjoy the film.



Despite the fact that Miracle On 34th Street is clearly a Christmas movie, studio head Darryl F. Zanuck, insisted that it be released in May because he argued that more people went to the movies during the summer. So the studio began scrambling to promote it while keeping the fact that it was a Christmas movie a secret.


Shhh - for an extra added treat, here's a short Puddles Pity Party concert at Paste Studio NYC two weeks ago



And finally what would Christmas be without our favorite 7 foot tall clown singing Christmas songs -



The staff and management of The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like to wish you and yours the happiest and warmest of holiday seasons.

Remember, the best holidays are those spend with the ones we love. We hope we've been able to a a part of yours.



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Friday, December 24, 2021

It's still kind of hard to sleep this night

As is the tradition at ACME, most of the staff and their family have joined the Caligaris for the Christmas Eve dinner of the seven fishes; we keep losing track of how many fishes we've consumed, (it might have something to do with the number of bottles of white wine that we've consumed. But please join us - there's always room at the table )




Well, maybe you were already in the holiday way (especially if you've been playing the home version.) Check out these clips from the late night shows while we recount if we've actually eaten seven fish dishes -













Why not watch these cartoons for your family while we try to sober up -

Christmas Comes But Once a Year (1936) -




Christmas Toyshop -




Bedtime for Sniffles -




Christmas Night -




One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.


Sometimes TV is your only friend, so why not have another marathon of Christmas themed episodes.


Christmas Shopping
   The Jack Benny Program
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Mel Blanc steals this show without a doubt.


Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid
  That Girl
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Christopher Shea, the child-actor playing Tommy, is best known as the voice of Linus in A Charlie Brown Christmas, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, and several other Peanuts specials. At the time this episode was broadcast, Shea was also a regular cast member in the short-lived Western series Shane.


Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid II   Mary Tyler Moore -




James L. Brooks, the writer of the That Girl episode, Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid wrote a sequel (of sorts) for this The Mary Tyler Moore Show episode, the sitcom's first Christmas special.


My Own Personal Jesus  
Scrubs --



The version of The Twelve Days of Christmas that plays when Turk is in the On-Call room goes as follows: Twelve beaten children Eleven drive-by shootings Ten frozen homeless Nine amputations Eight burn victims Seven strangled shoppers Six random knifings Five suicides Four beaten wives Three O.D.'s Two shattered skulls And a drunk who drove into a tree


Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out, So He Spends Christmas ...   The Bob Newhart Show -



When Bob returns to his room immediately following his surgery, you can see a gold chain around his neck under his hospital gown. This is an error in authenticity as patients are required to remove all jewelry before surgery.


Now that you're in the proper mood for the holidays - I'll leave you with these thoughts from Ogden Nash and his poem: The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus.




I've told my kids and maybe you'll tell yours - Dammit kids, get to bed! The sooner you go to sleep, the quicker Christmas will be here.

Norad Santa




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Thursday, December 23, 2021

A tragedy for the tastebuds

Today's episode of Monsterpiece Theatre is another adaptation of the immortal bards' classic tale, Romeo and Juliet, - Inside Outside Story.



I wonder what Alister would think about the new Spielberg version?

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Monday, December 20, 2021

Groak




Staring silently at someone while they eat, perhaps in the hope that they will give you some food.



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Saturday, December 18, 2021

The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour (254)

Thank you for joining us today


Before our feature presentation, ACME would like to start the evening with another Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny cartoon, the 1960 Lighter Than Hare, (featuring Yosemite Sam,) directed by Friz Freleng.



This is Friz Freleng's first science-fiction cartoon, and the first time Yosemite Sam is a spaceman.

Before the start of our feature presentation, ACME Eagle Hand Soap would like to shaer with you their annual salute to the holidays via Rock and Roll (well, some Rock and Roll). First up - Do you hear what I hear?: Female Performers:


Run Rudolph Run   Norah Jones



Chuck Berry
based this tale on Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, giving Rudolph a bit of an attitude as he delivers the toys. Unlike Santa, however, Rudolph is copyrighted, and Berry had to give the publishing rights to Johnny Marks, who wrote the original Rudolph. Perhaps if Berry had used "Randolph" (another reindeer he mentions), he could have kept the publishing.


I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas    Lake Street Dive



The original 1953 record by 10 year old Gayla Peevey is a Dr. Demento Christmas staple, and is currently available on his album The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time Vol. 6: Christmas.


Snow   Tracy Thorn



This song is one of many songs Randy Newman wrote in the days before he became a recording artist of his own songs and was writing songs for other artists to record. Another beautiful version of the song was recorded (but never original released) by Harry Nilsson. Newman has never recorded the song himself.


2000 Miles   The Pretenders -



While many people believe the song's title and lyrics refer to two long-distance lovers who miss each other over the holidays, it was actually written for James Honeyman-Scott, the group's original guitarist, who died the year before the song was released.


Silent Night    Annie Lennox -



It is believed that the carol has been translated into over 300 languages around the world, and it is one of the most popular carols of all time.


Merry Christmas Baby   Sheryl Crow -



Although the song is credited to Johnny Moore and Lou Baxter, blues songwriter and singer Charles Brown insisted he was really the song's co-writer, not Moore.


And of course the holiday favorite - Christmas Wrapping    The Waitresses -



When Chris Butler wrote this song, he was not feeling very festive. The Waitresses were signed to ZE Records, whose boss, Michael Zilkha, asked the bands on his roster to each come up with a Christmas song that would go on a holiday compilation issued by the label. The Waitresses were in the middle of a grueling tour, and weren't happy about the task, especially since it was July and they weren't exactly in the Christmas spirit. Butler was a notorious Scrooge, so this was a particularly daunting task. He banged out the song very quickly, writing the last of the lyrics in a taxi from his apartment in New York to Electric Lady Studios, where they recorded it. The end result was a very uplifting Christmas song with a happy ending.


As always, ACME wants you to join them in celebrating the holidays with your friends at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour - the official soap of our nation's bald eagles. Remember if your bald eagle's talons are filthy, do we have a soap for you! We are smack dab in the middle of the holiday season, given Christmas is a mere week away! Why join The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour in celebrating that How the Grinch Stole Christmas! written by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel was published as a book by Random House in December of 1957. The book criticizes the commercialization of Christmas and the holiday season.

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! the CBS animated special based on the book of the same title by Theodor Geisel (better known as Dr. Seuss), directed by legendary cartoon director Chuck Jones, premiered on this date. The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like you to join us in watching this fun holiday special, so push away from pile of gifts you are wrapping, if you can, get comfortable and enjoy the show.



The special is notably the first prime-time animated television special based on a Dr. Seuss book, it features narration by Boris Karloff (who also voiced the title character) and music written by Albert Hague. Here's a brief interview with Chuck Jones involvement with the special -



Boris Karloff was picked to voice the Grinch after Chuck Jones heard a recording of him reading Rudyard Kipling's Jungle Book stories (which Jones was a fan of).

Here's a 'making of' documentary of the special, hosted by the late Phil Hartman -



and finally some very rare original commercials from the original broadcast -



Much like the Coca Cola sponsor plugs from A Charlie Brown Christmas, the original broadcast of How The Grinch Stole Christmas was sponsored by the Foundation for Full Service Banks and featured plugs for them at the beginning and end of the special. These have since been edited out of subsequent airings and are quite difficult to find, however they recently resurfaced in 2021.



So, welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.



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Friday, December 17, 2021

God bless us, every one!

I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?

Today is the 188 anniversary of the publication of Charles Dicken's story - A Christmas Carol.

There are literally dozens of adaptations of A Christmas Carol. Let's take a look at a few of them:

A Christmas Carol (1910) -



This is one of the earliest film adaptations of the story. It featured Marc McDermott as Ebenezer Scrooge and Charles S. Ogle as Bob Cratchit.


Scrooge (1935) -



This film is the first live action production to include the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come's scene of Scrooge's shrouded corpse as in the book.


The Christmas Carol (1938) -



Carl Barks' Uncle Scrooge McDuck was probably based physically on this version of Ebenezer Scrooge, with the fringe of hair and the small tuft of hair on the top of his head.


The Christmas Carol (1949 TV special) -



This is a very rare example of a 1940s television broadcast still surviving in entirety. In the infancy of television, programs were always broadcast live because videotape recording technology did not yet exist.Although crude (a film camera was pointed at a television monitor filming the broadcast,) it was the only available method to record a live broadcast during the earliest days of television.


Scrooge (1951) -



Scrooge was likely based on a real person named John Meggot (born John Elwes), who was a local celebrity, a member of Parliament, and a famous miser from Charles Dickens' part of England. Meggot was dead by the time Dickens was born, but he heard quite a bit about "Scrooge" from locals where he grew up.


Scrooge (1970) -



Not noted for being a singer, Albert Finney nevertheless insisted that the final number be sung live instead of synced like the other songs in the film. Finney played the last song with an earpiece giving him his musical cues and he nailed it on the first take.


Blackadders Christmas Carol (1988) -



It has been noticed by some that Robbie Coltrane's costume and character in this Christmas special, has a nearly identical portrayal to his much later role as Hagrid, in the film versions of J.K.Rowling's series of Harry Potter books. Also, its been claimed that JK Rowling herself had said Robbie Coltrane was always intended to have been cast as Hagrid in the films, suggesting that this Blackadder episode may in part have inspired the creation of Hagrid.


A Christmas Carol (1999) -



During the 1990s, Patrick Stewart wrote and starred in a one-man play based on A Christmas Carol, performing it in various places in the United States and the United Kingdom. He performed it again for the survivors and victim's families of 9/11, and again in 2005. In the play, he performed over forty different characters.


This could be the greatest mash-up ever, or at least the most labor intensive. Heath Waterman spent 18 months putting together this labor of love, retelling the story of Ebenezer Scrooge in his video Twelve Hundred Ghosts - A Christmas Carol in Supercut.



Mr. Waterman uses clips from over over 400 versions of the holiday classic. (Make it your business to watch this!)


And there is no better way to get into the holiday spirit than drinking spirits -



Eggnog is usually thought of as a Christmas beverage and to tell the truth I am not a huge fan of Eggnog. So I find it amusing that the recipe that I'm posting is for Eggnog (Above is a copy of my family recipe - my father sent it to his sister in 1962.)

Coquito, a Puerto Rican twist on the classic, is a family favorite and I thought I'd share it with you and perhaps you can try it out on your family.

Please note: these drinks go down quite smoothly and are very potent - they could be administered as a calmative for frayed nerves during the holiday season.

Ingredients:

4 large egg yolks
1/4 cup of sugar
1/2 can of (14-ounces) condensed milk
1 14-ounce cans evaporated milk
1 1/2 cans of 15-ounce cans cream of coconut
1/2 of a Fifth of white rum (or more)
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon coconut (or vanilla) extract


Tools:

Drink Blender
Can opener
Glass


Directions:


Add the egg yolks, sugar, spices and vanilla into the blender. Mix until well blended.

Add the evaporated & condensed milk to the blender and briefly mix. (Condensed milk is very thick - you may want to open the can up all the way and scrap out all of the milk with a spatula.)

Vigorously shack the can of cream of coconut (it tends to separate.) Pour the cream of coconut into the blender and mix well. Scrap out any remaining coconut stuff from the can.

Add the rum and mix. Taste. If you think you need more rum, add it.

Refrigerate for at least an hour before serving. Serve cold.


A Christmas Carol Tom Lehrer -








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Thursday, December 16, 2021

Everyone enjoys the holidays at ACME

Here's another guest programmer with her favorite Christmas jingles (once again, I had to gently press her for two days to get her to give me this list.)

Remember, it's the holidays (there are no bad choices, especially if the guest programmer lives in my house. There also seems to be some duplications between some of the guest programmers)


The Man with The Bag    Kay Starr -



Hal Stanley was Kay Starr's husband at the time. He had an interest in a club in South-Central Los Angeles where Dudley Brooks often performed, and had collaborated with Irving Taylor on several television projects. He brought the two together, took credit as a co-writer, and published it under his and Starr's publishing company, StarStan.


Christmas Tree Farm    Taylor Swift -



This isn't Taylor's first Christmas release. In 2007, she released a holiday EP, The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection, which featured the original songs Christmases When You Were Mine and Christmas Must Be Something More.


Mistletoe   Justin Bieber -



The origin of the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe is obscure. The most likely explanation is that either the custom stemmed from the association of the plant in Dark Ages Europe with Freya, the Nordic goddess of love and beauty, or it could have come from the ancient belief that mistletoe symbolises fertility.


Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!    Dean Martin -



This was written by the lyricist Sammy Cahn and the Broadway songwriter Jule Styne in 1945. Although this song is associated with Christmas, there is no mention of the holiday in the lyrics. It's about making the most of a snowy day by spending it with a loved one by the fire.


Mele Kalikimaka    Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters -



The Hawaiian-themed Christmas song was written in 1949 by Robert Alex Anderson. The song title translates into English as "Merry Christmas." Honolulu, Hawaii-born Anderson (1894-1995) was a successful businessman who turned his love of songwriting into a very successful second career. This was one of a number of popular Hawaiian songs that he composed within the Hapa haole genre.


Once again, I'm going to play a perennial favorite bonus track (in our house, anyway) - the inspired mash-up of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You and My Chemical Romance's Welcome To The Black Parade.



The girls made me question my parenting skills after requesting again the mash-up of Mariah Carey and Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP. Once you hear it, you can not unhear it - But you sick puppies, I'm not going to play it here.



So instead, this year, we'll end this session with the SpongeBob/ Mariah Carey mashup. 

Happy Holiday Bunkies!




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Monday, December 13, 2021

Bibliognost




Someone who has comprehensive knowledge of books and bibliography.



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Sunday, December 12, 2021

When I sing, I believe. I'm honest.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family – and I don’t think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

Welcome to our 11th Annual tribute to Ole Blue Eyes - Acme's tip of the hat to The Chairman of the Board.


The First Noel -



The First Noel is a traditional English carol most likely from the 16th or 17th century, but possibly dating from as early as the 13th century. It appeared in Some Ancient Christmas Carols (1823) and Christmas Carols, Ancient and Modern (1833), edited by William Sandys.


Mistletoe & Holly -



The song was written by Frank Sinatra, Dok Stanford and Hank Sanicola, and published by the Barton Music Corporation in New York.


Jingle Bells -



The words and music for this Christmas classic were written by James Lord Pierpont, a popular American composer, in 1857 with the title of One Horse Open Sleigh. Pierpont was a member of a staunch Unitarian Church family, and his father was a minister. It was originally written for a local Sunday school entertainment on Thanksgiving Day in Savannah, Georgia. Its catchy tune was soon taken up by Christmas revelers. Every December, an old battle known as "The Jingle Bell Wars" rages on. The folks of Medford, Massachusetts, claim their town is the real birthplace of the famous holiday tune, as Pierpont was still living there in 1850 when it was allegedly written at the local Simpson Tavern. This isn't a battle the South is prepared to lose: Savannah's tourism guide maintains Jingle Bells was penned in the very church it premiered. That doesn't stop Medford from holding an annual Jingle Bell Festival or dubbing itself "The Jingle Bell City."


I'll Be Home For Christmas -



This was originally recorded by Bing Crosby in 1943, and it quickly became one of America's most popular holiday songs along with White Christmas, which Bing had put onto disc the previous year. The song particularly struck a nerve with overseas GIs and their families awaiting their return from serving their country in World War II. The GI magazine said Crosby accomplished more for military morale than anyone else of that era.


Acme would like to have brought you their annual presentation of the 1957 Christmas episode of The Frank Sinatra Show - Happy Holidays with Bing and Frank but it has been taken down from the intraweb (you can find it if you have a passport membership through your local PBS station, but I digress ....) So we will leave you with a little yuletide cheer from the Rat Pack -



More from those fellows in the next few days

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening. A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight, walking in a winter wonderland.





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Saturday, December 11, 2021

The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour (253)

Thank you for joining us today


Before our feature presentation, ACME would like to start the evening with another Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny cartoon, the 1960 From Hare to Heir, (featuring Yosemite Sam,) directed by Friz Freleng.



This cartoon was included in the 1983 compilation film Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island as the final cartoon for Sam's wish.


Happy Holidays! I'm sure you are just starting to run around doing your holiday shopping. So why not sit back and relax (quick, find the most comfortable seat on the sofa,) get a snack (perhaps, some popcorn,) and a beverage before our film starts, and let's hear from our second guest programmer this evening and it has nothing to due with the fact that it's her birthday today. (And I did not have to harangue her for several weeks to get her actual choices. Mrs. Dr Caligari did it for me.)

Here are her holiday choices:

Christmas Tree Farm   Taylor Swift -



Taylor Swift grew up on a Christmas tree farm that was run by her parents at their Pine Ridge Farm home in Reading, Pennsylvania. Taylor Swift's childhood job on the Christmas tree farm was "picking the praying mantis pods off of the trees so the bugs wouldn't hatch inside people's houses.

Nice work if you can get it.


Baby It's Cold Outside   Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer -



One of the classic Tin Pan Alley duets, Baby It's Cold Outside has become a holiday favorite, but it was originally a party song written by Frank Loesser for him and his wife, Lynn, to perform for the purpose of entertaining guests. The Loessers knew their way around a song: Frank composed Guys and Dolls and many other musicals; Lynn, a former nightclub singer, co-produced the musical The Most Happy Fella, which Frank wrote.


Mistletoe   Justin Bieber -



Justin wrote the reggae-laced Christmas tune with The Messengers, who are a Canadian songwriting and producing duo comprising singer/lyricist Nasri Atweh and multi-instrumentalist/arranger Adam Messinger. They have linked up with Justin on a number of occasions before, including co-penning his hit singles Pray and Never Say Never.


Underneath the Tree   Kelly Clarksons -



Accompanied by various instrumental sounds, the song prominently incorporates a Phil Spector-like Wall of Sound treatment along with sleigh bells and bell chimes to resonate a holiday atmosphere


All I Want For Christmas Is You   Mariah Carey -



The song was co-written and co-produced by Mariah Carey and Walter Afanasieff, who started off as Whitney Houston's arranger and has co-produced and co-written many of Carey's hits, including One Sweet Day and Hero. He also won a 1999 Grammy award for co-producing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On.


Christmas will be shortly here. ACME wants you to join them in celebrating the holidays with your friends at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour - the official soap of our nation's bald eagles. Remember if your bald eagle's talons are filthy, do we have a soap for you! We're sure you're busy with all of your holiday plans. Take a break - why not put The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour on in the background and watch this nearly forgotten holiday film: the 1952 Ralph Richardson, Celia Johnson, and Margaret Leighton drama, The Holly and the Ivy -



Wynyard Browne's original play opened at London's Duchess Theatre in 1950. Maureen Delaney and Margaret Halstan reprised their stage roles for this movie.


Before you go - (I hope this is still up) There was a special free concert Norah Jones gave in support of her new Christmas album, I Dream of Christmas -



Outside, atop the Empire State Building, Baby, it's really cold outside!





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Friday, December 10, 2021

Guess the theme

Our holiday theme today is one of our favorite holiday games -

Trim Up the Tree -



The song was originally written and recorded for the classic 1966 Dr. Seuss TV Holiday Special How The Grinch Stole Christmas. The lyrics were actually written by Dr. Seuss.


It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year -



The song was written by George Wyle and Eddie Pola. Wyle, born Bernard Weissman, began his career playing piano professionally in the Catskills. He went on to eventually co-write the theme song to Gilligan’s Island.


Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree -



First released in 1958, the song didn't dent the charts that year or the next, but in 1960, after Brenda Lee scored a few hits, it caught on and went to #14 in the US. It charted again in 1961 and 1962 and went on to become a Christmas classic.


Let It Snow



Although this song is associated with Christmas, there is no mention of the holiday in the lyrics. It's about making the most of a snowy day by spending it with a loved one by the fire.


Winter Wonderland -



One version of the song features the original lyrics, "pretend that he is Parson Brown," while later versions went with, "pretend that he's a circus clown." Today many recorded versions actually include both lines.


The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) -



Mel Torme and Bob Wells were songwriting partners, and used to take turns going over to each others' homes to write songs. One particularly hot July day, Mel drove over to Bob's house in Teluca Lake, California. When he got there he walked into the house, couldn't find Bob, but found a spiral notepad of paper with some words on it: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Yuletide Carols being sung by a choir, folks dressed up like Eskimos." When Mel found Bob, he asked him, "What's this?" and Bob said, "It's so blistering hot here, and thought it would be fun to see if I could write something about a totally different season, the winter season, Christmas season, and see if I could mentally, virtually cool off." Mel said, "Not only have you also cooled me off, but I think you've got a song here!" And the duo wrote the rest of the song in about 35 minutes.


I'll be Home For Christmas -



This was written by Walter Kent (music) and James Kimball "Kim" Gannon (words). Though Kent and Gannon collaborated on other songs, none reached the same level of popularity as I'll Be Home for Christmas. Buck Ram previously wrote a poem and song with the same title, and following a lawsuit he was credited as a co-writer of the song.





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Thursday, December 9, 2021

Yuletide by the fireside and joyful memories there ....

December 9, 1965
A Charlie Brown Christmas is the first animated television special based on the popular newspaper comic strip Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz, and also the first Christmas special for the franchise. Acme is proud to ask you to join us in watching the perennial showing of this depressing little special.



The original broadcast included some brief animated sections which included the logo of Coca-Cola, the show's original sponsor. These have been edited out of subsequent broadcasts and the video release. Right after the opening title, Linus crashed into a sign advertising Coca-Cola after being tossed by Snoopy. The closing carol originally included the complete verse (instead of fading out) with a final on-screen "Merry Christmas from your local bottler of Coca-Cola" right after the United Feature Syndicate credit at the end.





A short documentary about the development of the Charlie Brown Christmas special: A Christmas Miracle: The Making of A Charlie Brown Christmas -



When they first saw the show, CBS executives were horrified at the idea of an animated Christmas special with such a blatant message. They also strongly objected to the fact that the show had no canned laughter. In addition, they greeted Vince Guaraldi's jazz score as an intrusion in the special that audiences would never accept. However, when CBS learned to their astonishment of the special's spectacular ratings earned on its initial broadcast and the glowing reviews for it, the network promptly contracted the producers for more specials.


A Charlie Brown Christmas Vince Guaraldi Trio -



Producer Lee Mendelson wrote the lyrics for Vince Guaraldi's Christmas Time is Here music, and his son Glenn, along with his then sixth-grade class, sang the vocals.


Christmas Charlie Brown mashups










In honor of our depressed little pal: Let's all get in the mood and have a depressing Christmas -

1913 Massacre  Woody Guthrie -



Trust me just don't listen to the song! This song is about a true event. Guthrie wrote in many different styles, and was very effective at telling a story in the form of a song. Anna Canoni, who is a director at the Woody Guthrie Foundation and Archives, explains: "The telling of a specific story is what is very evident in Woody's songwriting in general. There's a song called "1913 Massacre," where he talks about this one specific event. It is one of the most moving songs that I have ever heard. It's absolutely amazing. This is also one that Woody recorded, it's very powerful hearing him sing it. It is a song about miners having their holiday party, when the bossmen hanging around outside yell into the party room that there is a fire and then locked the door. In an attempt to escape, everyone raced towards the door and because it was locked, 73 children died in the stampede. And it was this practical joke, this mocking moment, that struck a chord with him."


River   Joni Mitchell -



At the start of 1970, Joni Mitchell's relationship with her boyfriend Graham Nash was crumbling. On top of this, she was feeling increasingly uncomfortable with the mass adulation her recordings were receiving. The songstress needed to get away, so she took off on a trip to Europe, metaphorically skating away on a river to escape the crazy scene. While Mitchell was in Crete, she sent Nash a telegram to tell him their romance was over.


I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up for Christmas  Aimee Mann-



You know what, maybe may not want to listen to this one


Pretty Paper  Roy Orbinson -



This was written by Willie Nelson, who at the time was a successful songwriter but relatively unknown performer. It's a Christmas song where the singer goes about preparing for the holiday, but notices an unfortunate homeless person who can't afford the luxuries of the season. Unsure how to handle this, the singer decides he is just too busy and carries on with his preparations.


And what could be the saddest Christmas song written:
Christmas Eve Can Kill You -



Christmas, I love you but you're bringing me down.


Before you go
- since you're in the mood, let's all get together and listen to William S Burroughs read his Christmas story, The.Junky's Christmas.



Francis Ford Coppola produced this short Claymation film based on William S. Burroughs short story The Junky’s Christmas. The piece was directed by Nick Donkin and Melodie McDaniel.





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