Saturday, December 31, 2022

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Here’s a brief overview of New Years Celebrations

Although the new year has been celebrated since prehistoric times, it was celebrated on the vernal equinox rather than what we now consider the first of the year. The Romans were the first to recognize New Years Day on January first. Rather than tie the day to some significant astronomical or agricultural event, in 153 BC the Romans selected it for civil reasons. It was the day after elections in which the newly elected assumed their positions.



Years later, Julius Caesar wanted to change the date to a more logical date but that year, January 1, 45 BC was the date of a new moon. To change it would have been bad luck. He did, however, change the calendar system from the Egyptian solar calendar to the "Julian" calendar, named for Caesar. July, the month of Caesar's birth, was also named after him to recognize him for his calendar reform. And look what it got him.



Up unto 1582, Christian Europe continued to celebrate New Years Day on March 25. Pope Gregory XIII instituted additional calendar reforms bringing us the calendaring system of the day. The Gregorian calendar was adopted by Catholic countries immediately while the reformists, suspect of any papal policy, only adapted it after some time. Today most countries around the world have adopted this calendaring system.



From primitive man to today, it has been recognized as a day in which rites were done to abolished the past so there could be a rejuvenation for the new year. Rituals included purgations, purifications, exorcisms, extinguishing and rekindling fires, masked processions (masks representing the dead), and other similar activities. Often exorcisms and purgations were performed with much noise as if to scare away the evil spirits. In China, Ying, the forces of light fought Yang, the forces of darkness with cymbals, noisemakers, and firecrackers.



Early European-Americans adopted the New Year celebrations from their homelands. However, it was noted by early settlers that native Americans already honored News Years Day with their own customs. Their rituals coincided with those around the world including fires, explosions of evil spirits, and celebrations. Today many of the New Year celebrations actually begin with a countdown to the New Year on the evening prior. It is customary to kiss your sweetheart when the clock strikes midnight as one of the customs of these New Years Eve parties.



Around the world, different cultures have their own traditions for welcoming the new year. The Japanese hang a rope of straw across the front of their houses to keep out evil spirits and bring happiness and good luck. They also have a good laugh as the year begins to get things started on a lucky note. In Argentina, people wear brand-new pink underwear to attract love. While in Brazil, people wear none; that usually works better.



In Germany, every year on December 31st, TV networks broadcast an 18-minute-long skit in English called Dinner for One.



In 1963, Germany’s Norddeutscher Rundfunk television station recorded the sketch, performed by the British comics Freddie Frinton and May Warden. Since its initial recording, the clip has become a New Year’s Eve staple in Germany. The clip holds the Guinness World Record for Most Frequently Repeated TV Program, (although Dinner For One has never been broadcast in the U. S. or Canada.)

In Siberia, brave divers plant the New Year's Tree underneath frozen lakes — sort of like a polar plunge. Much like a Christmas tree, the Siberian New Year Tree (or yolka) is supposed to signify the coming of Father Frost, but its planting also symbolizes starting over. The jumping-into-a-frozen-lake challenge is just another addition to the year-end festivities.



In Italy, nothing says “Happy New Year” like red underpants. Red underwear is a staple of the New Year’s tradition in Italy. The color choice invokes centuries-old superstition that the color keeps bad luck and evil at bay, and encourages good luck. Now, even if you find yourself in Rome without a pair of rosy unmentionables, no worries. Shops and street vendors have plenty for sale.



In South Africa, people throw appliances out the window (watch out!!). In Denmark, you break a dish for a friend. They save their old dishes only to throw them by the dozen at the doorsteps of family friends on New Years. In theory, the bigger the pile of broken dishes you find on your door steps, the bigger pile of friends you have.



New Year Resolutions are simply another way to wish away the past in exchange for hopes of the future. It is where the phrase turning over a new leaf originated. I hope 2023 brings good health and better luck to all.



December 31st - Richard Hoffman

All my undone actions wander
naked across the calendar,
 
a band of skinny hunter-gatherers, blown snow scattered here and there,
 
stumbling toward a future folded in the New Year I secure
 
with a pushpin: January’s picture
a painting from the 17th century,
 
a still life: Skull and mirror,
spilled coin purse and a flower.




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Friday, December 30, 2022

In Memoriam 2022

Another year has come and gone and we here at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like to remember some of the people we lost in 2022.


Chris Barker's 2022 tribute

Here is a roll call of some (in no particular order) today


Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Mountbatten-Windsor




Sidney Poitier




Jean-Luc Godard




André Leon Talley





Loretta Lynn





Christine McVie




Taylor Hawkins




Olivia Newton-John




Bob McGrath




Coolio




Ronnie Spector




Gal Costa





Angela Lansbury




Bob Saget




Kirstie Alley




Nichelle Nichols




Ray Liotta




Irene Papas




Sally Kellerman




Yvette Mimieux






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Thursday, December 29, 2022

A special end of the year ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour

Thank you for joining us today.


Before our feature presentation, ACME would like to start the evening with an SCTV Christmas special, from 1981.



This episode is must-watch viewing in my house every Christmas and it's also one of the best episodes of a great series.   


Most of the staff of ACME have taken the rest of the year off. But we already paid for the hall and didn't want to leave an empty space. So why not sit back and relax (quick, find the most comfortable seat on the sofa,) get a snack (perhaps, some popcorn,) and a beverage and join The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour in watching a few mash-ups we have for you on this last Thursday of 2022 -



Movies touch our hearts and awaken our vision, and change the way we see things. They take us to other places, they open doors and minds. Movies are the memories of our life time, we need to keep them alive.
- Martin Scorsese




I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't doubt what they're doing. - Francis Ford Coppola




... Our works in stone, in paint, in print, are spared, some of them, for a few decades or a millennium or two, but everything must finally fall in war, or wear away into the ultimate and universal ash - the triumphs, the frauds, the treasures and the fakes. A fact of life: we're going to die. "Be of good heart," cry the dead artists out of the living past. "Our songs will all be silenced, but what of it? Go on singing." - Orson Welles



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Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Perhaps one should rethink their job options




Here's another year-end 2022 Movie Mash-up, (this time from a site known as Wagner Studios) -



I promised we would check this site out again this year and we have!


Before I forget, once again, here's this years (very heartfelt) Multifandom Mashup for 2022 from Pteryx Videos -



Here's the list of all the Movies and TV-shows used


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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Another Christmas gift fatality



Jane should not have bought her husband that Roast Beef cologne.


We're home for the holidays, briefly - we're dropping off laundry and picking up clean clothes, (we're heading to the annual meeting of the ACME Corporation's board of directors. I never know if one of the largest shareholders, Wile E. Coyote will show up or not?)

I found another Christmas gift way in the back, behind the Christmas tree. (I may find some more during the week.)



Even though Margaret Sullavan was infamous for her quick temper and disdainful attitude towards Hollywood, James Stewart counted working with her as one of the great joys of his professional career. And because he knew her personally, he was more equipped than most of the cast and crew members to deal with her frequent and volatile emotional outbursts.


Here's another mash-up of year end review videos: this one, by Steven Gordon, is trailer mashup of 2022 films -



Once again we ask, "How many of them have you seen?"



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Monday, December 26, 2022

Convivial

- someone or something that is great company.

On this Boxing Day, let's join this convivial group of merrymakers on their holiday journey.



"Mystery tours", overnight bus rides to unknown destinations, were popular in England as low-budget weekend getaways. Most of this movie was shot in a rented bus filled with friends, acquaintances, Beatles office staff, a camera crew, and a handful of experienced actors, rambling around the English countryside one holiday weekend. Everyone was encouraged to invent his or her own character, let whatever was going to happen happen, and the results would be magical. Unfortunately, most of the passengers "acted" like anyone else travelling on a bus tour. John Lennon and George Harrison spent most of the trip sleeping or avoiding the cameras. The bus, with a hand-lettered "Magical Mystery Tour" sign, attracted curious on-lookers who began following in droves. Suggestions to film the chaos mounting outside were shot down. Lennon ultimately ordered the bus to stop, got out, and tore the lettering off the sides. He later derided the whole program as "The most expensive home movie ever made."


Since it's the end of the year there are lots of year end review videos. I usually find the time to post a few: this one, United State of Pop 2022 (I Want Music), is one of the more famous



I no longer pretent that I do not have to ask the kids to tell me what some of the songs were.



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Sunday, December 25, 2022

The end sometimes comes so quickly

(Sorry for the delay, we made way too much merry last night.)

It's the eighth night of Hanukkah

A final reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas -



You can't be nailed to a menorah.



You've probably run out of gifts at this point, wrap your family's fresh laundry as the gift that shows you've done the laundry. At this point, look up a local oil recycler - it will do better for everyone as a biofuel.

And here, I promise, is the last set of songs celebrating Hanukkah -

Hanukkah With Veronica Monica -




Chanukah in Santa Monica   GMCLA -




Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2022: Night Eight -



Thank you Mssrs Kurstin and Grohl for the holiday gifts


In The Market For A Miracle   A Christmas Story -



Kids, this is the essential 11 o'clock number.


Eight Candles   Dave Koz -




Happy Hanukkah  Matisyahu -




Your Christmas gifts are starting to arrive (we'll be keeping a count.)

(Remember, we are going to count this as a unit and not as two individual gifts.)


As today is the first night of Christmas, here are some more unusual gifts to consider giving -



You might have to find an old copy of the Savoy Cocktail Book, copyright 1930 (of which I have a copy,) in order to figure out what some of these drinks are.



Also, did you buy anyone a gift as inappropriate as a weasel in a bikini this holiday season?


Put your feet up and read a little bit about the History of Christmas



Christmas is one of the most widely celebrated holidays in the world, although the form of its observation varies widely from nation to nation. In America, our cultural kleptomania has allowed us to assimilate the most enjoyable of those traditions while discarding any stupid superstitions associated with them.

But it's worth reviewing those superstitions along with our traditions, if only to amuse ourselves yet again at the expense of our ancestors.

The winter solstice had long been celebrated by ignorant barbarians throughout the northern hemisphere as the time of the year when the sun stopped getting smaller and smaller and finally started getting bigger and bigger. The sun was important to these poor primitive bastards, in much the same way that we poor modern bastards find it so important. It was, after all, the Sun.

To avoid having to go out much during the darkest and coldest days of the year, the poor shivering Nordic bastards of Scandinavia would bundle up and sally forth into the woods to bring home great big logs which would often burn for as long as twelve days. As long as the log burned they would stay in and eat and drink and fornicate. They believed that every spark their log set off foretold the birth of a calf or pig in the new year, which only underscores the irony of the Nobel prize being awarded in Sweden.

They believed the sun was a big wheel (hwoel) that rolled away from the earth until the winter solstice, at which point it began rolling back toward us. This quaint ignorance charmed the weak and flabby peoples over whom the Vikings later swept like an apocalyptic affliction. However, these peoples could not pronounce hwoel and therefore called it "yule." This irritated the Vikings and eventually forced their retreat.



While the Norse were hauling those logs into their houses, others throughout Europe were enjoying some of the finest dining of the year. Since it was too expensive to feed and shelter animals through the cold weather, those in northern climes killed their livestock at the onset of each winter. This provided their only steady supply of fresh meat all year, and went nicely with the wines and ales which had finally become fermented. The inevitable gastrointestinal distress that followed these binges is probably responsible for the primitive Germans' fear that the god Odin was flying around the sky above them during the solstice, deciding who was naughty and who was nice. It was not entirely academic: Odin's invariable sentence for the naughty was death.

Peasants everywhere also liked to bring sprigs and boughs of evergreens into their homes around the time of the solstice to remind themselves that sooner or later all that awful cold and snow would end and it would get warm enough to eat, drink, and fornicate outdoors. The Druids of the British Isles brought evergreen boughs into their temples every winter as a sign of everlasting life, and the Vikings thought that evergreens were the particular plant of their own sun-god, Balder (so-named because they mistook the sun for his shiny, hairless cranium). Even the Egyptians worshiped their sun-god Ra's "recovery" by bringing palm rushes into their homes. It's not clear how this was intended to help poor Ra, but he always pulled through.

In ancient Rome, the festival of Saturnalia began the week before the solstice and lasted a full month. Romans ate and drank and fornicated during this festival in honor of Saturn, the god of Agriculture. They filled their homes with evergreen boughs to remind themselves that everything would be green again eventually. They also let slaves become masters for the duration of the festival, and the plebeians were put in charge of the city. It was a crazy, topsy-turvy time, with all sorts of nutty mix-ups. Overlapping with Saturnalia around the time of the solstice was Juvenalia, a feast to honor the children of the city.



The winter solstice fell on December 25 in the year 274, and the pagan Roman Emperor Aurelian declared that day a holiday: the festival of the birth of the Invincible Sun. The Invincible Sun was also known as Mithra. Mithra was an infant god who had been born from a rock (presumably virgin rock). The Roman upper classes, with their special fondness for rocks, honored this holiday as one of the most sacred in the year.

Meanwhile, the noisy little sect of Christianity had started to gather some steam.

St. Nicholas was born around this time in what is today Turkey, but was then just another primitive desert backwater full of bickering barbarians. One popular story about St. Nicholas was that he had saved three sisters from being sold into slavery or prostitution, or both, by sneaking money for dowries into their shoes and socks. He died on December 6, and this was subsequently celebrated as his feast day. It came to be considered a lucky day on which to buy things or get married. He was honored as a protector of children and sailors. By the Renaissance he had topped all the European charts to become the most popular saint ever, probably on account of widespread sailors and children.

In the fourth century, church leaders decided to begin celebrating the birth of Jesus, since it seemed morbid just celebrating his death. No one is really sure when Jesus was born, although most scholars are pretty sure it wasn't late December and most astrologists are quick to point out that Jesus doesn't seem like a Capricorn.


Pope Julius I chose to declare December 25 as Jesus' birthday, since people were already used to celebrating at that time of year. The holiday was called the Feast of the Nativity, and by the end of the eighth century it had spread across all of Europe, even to those remote and primitive corners where people still thought the Sun was a big yellow wheel.

By the middle ages Christianity had penetrated almost all of Europe, but Christmas was still a blend of ignorant barbarian superstitions and unbearable religious seriousness. Christians would attend a Christmas mass on December 25, then eat, drink, and fornicate like they did in the old days. They would crown some wretched beggar the "lord of misrule," and the drunken revelers would happily and laughingly obey his every command. The poor would show up at the doors of the rich and demand food and drink, and if they were denied they would often laughingly burn down the house, beat its inhabitants, and rape the womenfolk and livestock before moving on to the next house. It was a very jolly holiday.


Devout Christians of sixteenth century Germany began trying to outdo the rest of Europe with their usual humorless Teutonic ambition. Instead of hanging a few little evergreen boughs about the hearth at Christmastime, they began hauling whole trees into their homes. According to legend, Martin Luther himself was walking home from a sermon one night when he was struck by the beauty of the glittering stars among the pines. When he got home he promptly decorated his own tree with candles. Despite the obvious fire hazard, this quickly became a popular tradition.


After the Reformation, puritans decided there was too much eating, drinking, and fornication associated with Christmas and that it was therefore bad. Many rulers outlawed it altogether. This was not usually popular: in England, for example, Oliver Cromwell cancelled Christmas, resulting in the restoration of Charles II and the retaliatory cancellation of Mr. Cromwell's head.


All of this was bad for Christmas, but such was St. Nicholas' popularity that it did little to deter from his reputation. He remained on top of the charts. Nowhere was he more popular than in Holland, where he was venerated as Sint Nikolaas, or more familiarly as Sinter Klaas.
The puritan bastards who settled America avoided Christmas as part and parcel of their longstanding commitment to No Fun. Massachusetts Colony actually penalized anyone caught celebrating Christmas with a five-shilling fine. Since it was considered an English holiday, it was ostentatiously ignored in the years during and after the Revolution, and wasn't made a federal holiday until after the Civil War (on June 26, 1870.)

Washington Irving had done his part in sorting through barbarian superstitions for things that were wholesome, pleasant, and commercial enough to be made officially American, and in 1809 he referred to St. Nicholas as the Patron Saint of New York. In 1822 an Episcopalian minister named Clement Clarke Moore wrote a frivolous poem for his daughters entitled A Visit from St. Nicholas. Mr. Moore cleverly ignored all elements of the good saint's biography involving slavery, prostitution, dowries, and sailors. He focused instead on sleighs, reindeer, and presents for good little American boys and girls. It was so silly and frivolous that it became one of the most popular American poems ever—second only to the one about the guy from Nantucket.



By 1820, American stores had begun to advertise Christmas shopping, and by 1870 children were flocking to Macy's to see Santa Claus. And so it was that America began applying its curious collective genius for assimilation to the vast storehouse of silly and primitive traditions from throughout the world.



Thus we need not concern ourselves with St. Lucia, the patron saint of the blind, whom Scandinavians honor each December 23 (Little Yule) with elaborate pagan rituals involving candles, torches, and bonfires.


We need not worry about the witch Babouschka, who visits Russian children with gifts each Christmas to compensate for a nasty little joke she once played on the wise men,

or the Italian witch La Befana.

We need not trouble ourselves with the construction of piñatas each holiday season, as Mexican parents must.

We don't have to sit around our tables as they do in Ukraine, waiting for the evening star to appear before we begin our meal. We need not fear the kallikantzeri of Greece, nasty little goblins that cause mischief for the twelve days of Christmas.

And let's not even talk about Krampus



Between the 16th and 19th centuries global temperatures were significantly lower than normal in what was known as a “little ice age”. Charles Dickens grew up during this period and experienced snow for his first eight Christmases. This “White Christmas” experience influenced his writing and began a tradition of expectation for the holidays. Let's all take a moment during these troubled times to express our gratitude and admiration for our American traditions, which are so much better than the traditions of every other country.



I wish for all you gentle readers, a happy, healthy and joyous holiday.


Saturday, December 24, 2022

Thank God Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.

That oil is a tad rancid



Open a window someone , it's the Seventh night of Hanukkah.


If you can stand it, more Hanukkah songs


Charlie Brown Hanukkah -




Kurstin X Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions: Night Seven -



Jack Black makes any night special


Give You Everything  Buzzy Lee -




I Saw Hanukkah Harry Beat Up Santa   Hal L. Singer -




Eight Nights A Week   Loudon Wainwright III -




Elena's First Hanukkah!




Burning Latke   Radioactive Chicken Heads -



Hmmm, maybe he converted?


Most of the staff and their family have joined us for the Christmas Eve feast of the seven fishes; we keep losing track of how many fishes we've consumed, (it might have something to do with the number of bottles of white wine that we've consumed. But please join us - there's always room at the table )



Here's a fun Christmas mashup from Eclectic Method, Santa vs The Martians.



Well, maybe you were already in holiday way (especially if you've been playing the home version.)













Why not watch these cartoons for your family while we try to sober up -

Olive the Other Reindeer -




Bedtime for Sniffles -




One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.

Christmas Shopping The Jack Benny Program -




Now that you're in the proper mood for the holidays - I'll leave you with these thoughts from Ogden Nash and his poem: The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus.




I've told my kids and maybe you'll tell yours - Dammit kids, get to bed! The sooner you go to sleep, the quicker Christmas will be here.



Norad Santa tracker



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Friday, December 23, 2022

Don't forget - Naked spin-the-dreidel games.

Hang in there - It's the Sixth Day of Hanukkah, there are just a few more days to go


At this point you may want to skip the unnecessary calories and just drink the oil - but not too much. Mussolini used to use this as a torture for his political enemies.



Another reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas - Christmas isn’t the only holiday who has ugly sweaters! Hanukkah has some pretty tacky sweaters to compete with


Hanukkah in '96  Alex Frankel -




Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2022: Night Six -



Karen O was making Dave work off any holiday fat he may have gained.


Burn  The Maccabeats -




A Hanukkah Pap Smear  CBS Cares -



So remember to give the smear that saves a life!


Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah  Erran Baron Cohen -




Ocho Kandelikas  Pink Martinis -




SHALOM  Adele parody -




Remember, so far there has been no barking dog version of I had a Little Dreidel. You might begin thinking about where you are going to store your Hanukkah decorations? (I don't mean to insinuate that you aren't normally observant. Perhaps you proudly display your heirloom menorah in your living room. I can't be everywhere.)


Our second holiday theme today - sometimes TV is your only friend, so why not have a marathon of Christmas themed episodes.


Bunkies, what would the holidays be without Pee Wee Herman's Christmas Special. Remember to scream 'really loud' when the secret word 'YEAR' is said:



Cher's cameo was taped in only 25 minutes as she was whisked in and out of the studio due to a heavy schedule for a promotional tour at the time.


Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas  Community -



When you see the cast's reflection in the TV screen at the end of the episode, it's the real actors again, not their stop-motion versions.


Xmas Story  Futurama -



One of the pets Fry considers buying is a one-eared rabbit, a reference to Bongo, a character from Matt Groening's comic strip Life in Hell.


Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol



There is a popular rumor that the song People was written for — and rejected by — this project. It’s not true. The composer Jule Styne and lyricist Bob Merrill were working on the song for the Broadway musical Funny Girl at the same time that they were writing this score. The producers of this project heard them playing it, and were thrilled, until they learned that it wasn’t for them. Obviously, it went on to become a hit for the star of Funny Girl, Barbra Streisand.


Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid II  Mary Tyler Moore -



James Brooks, who wrote this episode, also wrote Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid, an episode of That Girl. There is no apparent connection between the two, other than Brooks.



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Thursday, December 22, 2022

Don't forget to perform your tzadakah

Another reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas -
betting Hanukkah gelt (money) on candle races.



Impress your friends: The fifth night of Hanukkah is called 'the darkest night', not because it falls on one of the last days of the Hebrew month of Kislev (meaning there is no moon), but because it is the only night of Hanukkah that can NEVER fall on Shabbat

Sing It Now, Sing It Somehow  The Flaming Lips -




Chanukah Honey  Rachel Bloom -




Dreidel Trap   Meir Kay & Kosha Dillz -




Spin Dreidel (Dance Monkey parody)   Pella -




The Rocky Hora Chanukah Song  The Shlomones -




The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming




Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2022: Night Five -



Who knew?


The Kvetch -




Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy explains Hanukkah -




Chanukah at the North Pole -




I believe that oil fatigue may have already set in. Hold on, you will get through this.


Our second holiday feature is our annual salute to former prisoner 1073015 - Through the mid-'60s, Phil Spector was focused on singles, with his definition of an album being "two hits and ten pieces of junk." He took a different approach, however, when he put together a Christmas album in 1963, where he put a great deal of effort into every track. So please join us at ACME while we listen to The Phil Spector Christmas Album.



The only original song on the album was Darlene Love's Christmas (Baby Please Come Home), which he wrote with Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich. Spector issued the song as a single when the album came out, but unfortunately this was the same day US president John F. Kennedy was shot and killed. This seriously dampened the holiday mood and the single, as well as the album, were withdrawn.

I know it's not Christmas in our home unless we hear Darlene Love sing, so please enjoy Darlene Love's very first Christmas appearance on the David Letterman Show







And here's her 2014 (and final) appearance on the David Letterman Show:



But fear not -



And she actually sings other holiday songs:

All Alone on Christmas -




Christmas Must Be Tonight




Christmastime for the Jews -




Get that Holiday shopping done





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Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Have yourself a Merry Little Hanukkah

Don't forget to light your menorah before sundown today

Another reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas - Never a silent night among Jewish families.



After hosting the fourth night of Hanukkah,



now is the time to figure out how to send all the mishpokhe home.


Adam Sandler had nothing better to do than to update his song yet again - Chanukah Song Part 4 -



It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.


A Week and a Day   Boyz II Menorah -



Perhaps you can make this a regular thing on Jewish holidays


Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions: Night Four -



Remember, there was no nepotism involved with Violet Grohl performing that song.


8 Days (of Hanukkah)   Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings -



I want to know who the butcher was who sold Uncle Saul the brisket


Jewtorials Chanukah Special: Night 4: Gift Giving   Miz Cracker -



(You've got questions, she's got answers.)


Elton Johnukah    Six13 -



They really are such nice boys.


Happy Chinooka (A Hanukkah Song)    Gangstagrass & Kosha Dillz -




A Cutesy Country Hanukkah -




ACME Eagle Brand Hand Soap would like to share with you another of their annual salute to the holidays via Rock and Roll (well, some Rock and Roll). Today – Do you hear what I hear?: Male Performers:


Run Rudolph Run  Chuck Berry



The song holds the record for the longest amount of time between a song hitting the charts and then breaking into the Top 10. When it was released in December 1958, it went to #69 on the Billboard Hot 100. In 2019, it re-entered the chart at #45, and in January 2021 - 62 years and two weeks after its chart debut - it reached its peak at #10.


Christmas All Over Again  Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers



The song was recorded for A Very Special Christmas 2, benefiting the Special Olympics.


What Would Santa Do   The Monkees



Yes I know, they're almost all gone now.


Please Come Home For Christmas  The Eagles



Charles Brown was a Texas blues musician who recorded the popular R&B Christmas song Merry Christmas Baby in 1947. Please Come Home For Christmas is a very melancholy Christmas song, as the singer has lost his girl and finds himself unbearably lonely over the holidays. Brown wrote it with Gene Redd, who was a New York producer that went on to guide the career of Kool & the Gang.


Father Christmas  The Kinks



In England, Father Christmas is the personification of Christmas, in the same way as Santa Claus is in the United States. Although the characters are now synonymous, historically Father Christmas and Santa Claus have separate entities, stemming from unrelated traditions.


Step Into Christmas   Elton John



Despite its original lackluster chart performance, Step Into Christmas is now one of the UK's most-played Christmas songs. Since the addition of streaming data, the tune has become an annual visitor to the UK charts in the holiday period. In December 2018, it entered the Top 10 for the first time.


And, of course, Santa Claus Is Comin To Town  Bruce Springsteen



Bruce Springsteen released the song as the B-Side to My Hometown in 1985 ( he had been playing it in concert for years,) and it quickly became a holiday staple. Strangely, many people consider it one of the worst Christmas songs.
 


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Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Remember there's no disgusting latke-nog.

Tonight is the third night of Hanukkah -




Let's see what's on the ole turntable for Hanukkah this evening -

The Chanukah Song Part 3    Adam Sandler -




Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2022: Night Three -



What wouldn't we do for love ... of latkes!


Candlelight 2020   The Maccabeats -




Give You Everything  Buzzy Lee -




Hanukkah, O Hanukkah
  Barenaked Ladies
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Miracle   Matisyahu
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I Want a Hippopotamus for Hanukkah  Mr. Palindrome -




Hanukkah Hack Into Broad City -




Merry Christmas, Mrs Moskowitz   Frasier -




The Hanukkah Story   The Nanny -




Remember to eat some steamed vegetables or a bran muffin.


No man is a failure who has friends  - Our second feature of today's special about a holiday classic. The Frank Capra film It's A Wonderful Life had a preview showing for charity at New York City's Globe Theatre, (a day before its official premiere) on this date.



The film is regarded as a classic and is a staple of Christmas television around the world, although, due to its high production costs and stiff competition at the box office, financially, it was considered a flop.



There have been countless parody of this classic film -















(Another, more adult alternate ending of the film) -



This is truly a strange little film.







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Monday, December 19, 2022

There are no Irving Berlin songs.

It's the second night of Hanukkah.

(It’s an excuse to eat donuts all day long.)



Gather your family around and listen to some more Hanukkah songs -



The Chanukah Song Part 2  Adam Sandler -




Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2022: Night Two -



What's not to love about Pink and Hanukkah


Watch Me (Spin / Drey-Drey)  Six13 -




THIS CHANUKAH  Miami Boys Choir-




Hanukkah (Favorite Time Of The Year)   Too $hort -




Almighty Light  The Temple Rockers -




Hanukkah On Japonica Panorama Jazz Band -




Acme's annual salute to the holidays via Rock and Roll. First up - Do you hear what I hear?: Female Performers:


Let It Snow  Lucious Jackson



This was written by the lyricist Sammy Cahn and the Broadway songwriter Jule Styne in 1945. Although this song is associated with Christmas, there is no mention of the holiday in the lyrics. It's about making the most of a snowy day by spending it with a loved one by the fire.


River   Joni Mitchell



The song is about the recent split of a romantic relationship, with the singer needing to escape her immediate surroundings and emotional connections as they are too painful. It is said to be inspired by Joni Mitchell's 1968 to 1970 relationship with fellow artist Graham Nash.


Silent Night   Joan Jett And The Blackhearts



It is believed that the carol has been translated into over 300 languages around the world, and it is one of the most popular carols of all time.


Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas  Tracey Thorn -



The song was first published in 1943 with lyrics by Ralph Blane and music by Hugh Martin. The song brought comfort to many American soldiers who were fighting overseas during World War II.


Winter Wonderland  Annie Lennox -



This was written in 1934 by Richard B. Smith and Felix Bernard. The lyricist Richard Smith served as an editor of a newspaper before taking up a career in music. The composer Felix Bernard, who was born in Brooklyn, New York, played the piano with popular orchestras and was also a tap dancer and writer of musical comedies for Vaudeville. He later became a composer and though this proved his greatest success, he also earned a steady income writing songs for Al Jolson and Eddie Cantor on radio shows. Smith was inspired to write the song after seeing the central park in his hometown of Honesdale, Pennsylvania covered by snow.


And of course the holiday favorite - Christmas Wrapping The Waitresses -



When Chris Butler wrote this song, he was not feeling very festive. The Waitresses were signed to ZE Records, whose boss, Michael Zilkha, asked the bands on his roster to each come up with a Christmas song that would go on a holiday compilation issued by the label. The Waitresses were in the middle of a grueling tour, and weren't happy about the task, especially since it was July and they weren't exactly in the Christmas spirit.





Demand Euphoria!