The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour (46)

Another page from the ACME Catalog -

Before our feature presentation, ACME would like to start the evening with another Sylvester The Cat and Hippety Hopper Looney Tunes cartoon, the 1954 Robert McKimson directed, Bell Hoppy:



This cartoon's plot is essentially a role-reversal version of the age-old "belling the cat" fable.

It's the Fifth Night of Hanukkah and ACME wants you to join them in celebrating the holidays with your friends at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour - the official soap of our nation's bald eagles. Remember if your bald eagle's talons are filthy, do we have a soap for you!



Impress your friends: The fifth night of Hanukkah is called 'the darkest night', not because it falls on one of the last days of the Hebrew month of Kislev (meaning there is no moon), but because it is the only night of Hanukkah that can NEVER fall on Shabbat


We Are Lights  Philadelphia Gay Mens Chorus -




The Kvetch - a Hanukah Parody -




Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy explains Hanukkah -




Chanukah   Lewis Black -




8 Hanukkah Parody Songs in 4 Minutes!  Eric Schwartz -



I believe that oil fatigue may have already set in. Hold on, you will get through this.

For the second part of the show, we bring you - Really Bad Christmas songs. I received word from medical authorities that I should avoid posting Kanye West singing any Christmas song. It would be considered risky given your mental state.



Duly noted.


Rock and Roll Santa  Jan Terri -



I was going to post Excuse My Christmas but then I found many versions of this song. I am even more confused this year - this is an amazingly bad performance. But Ms. Terri is very well known as an 'Outsider Rock and Roll' performer and there are people posting on the web that this is one of their favorite holiday songs. It is not one of mine.


I'll Be Home For Christmas   Jillian Hall -



I get the point that WWD star Jillian Hall is supposed to be singing badly but she is not a good enough singer to put it off - it's just bad without being funny.


Christmas Tree Lyrics  Lady GaGa -



I actually like many of Lady GaGa's songs, but this just makes me feel dirty (and not in a good way.)


Spin Me a Christmas  Aqua –



From the weird folks who brought you Barbie Girl, a strange tune bringing a Disney ride to life for Christmas.


That's Christmas To Me  Pentatonix -



It's as if GAP mannequins came to life and started auto-harmonizing.


We'll end with our perennial favorite -



What list of cheesy holiday songs would be complete without this wretched dreck concerning a filthy child's odd foot fetish (especially since it centers around his dying mother) - always an uplifting tune.



But I will give Patton Oswald the final word on the subject.

Demand Euphoria!