Life moves a little slower here

It's an Elvis Christmas today

ACME commemorates the anniversary of St. Elvis' comeback with their annual tribute -

Touch but the hem of his cape and be made whole again:


Merry Christmas Baby




I'll Be Home For Christmas




Here Comes Santa Claus




O Come All Ye Faithful




Medley




If you find yourself all tingly in your bulbous naughty bits;

you're listening to Elvis; he understands.

Demand Euphoria!