BEWARE THE FATE OF JABEZ DAWES

We're all having our Christmas Eve dinner of the seven fishes, we keep losing track of how many fishes we've consumed, (it might have something to do with the number of bottles of white wine that we've consumed.)




Here's some fun facts about Christmas while we try to sort this all out.




Well, maybe you knew some of these facts (especially if you've been playing the home version.)




Why not watch these cartoons for your family while we try to sober up -

Santa's Workshop -




The Night Before Christmas -




Toys will be Toys -




Gift Wrapped -




Cricket On the Hearth -




One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.


Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid  The Mary Tyler Moore Show -




Now that you're in the proper mood for the holidays - I'll leave you with these thoughts from Ogden Nash and his poem: The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus.




I've told my kids and maybe you'll tell yours - Dammit kids, get to bed! The sooner you go to sleep, the quicker Christmas will be here.



Norad Santa

Demand Euphoria!.