Dr. Caligari's cabinet is now so crammed that he had to stow stuff in the Cupboard. Time may wound all heels but once in a while you need a cup of tea.
Monday, December 31, 2018
Here’s a brief overview of New Years Celebrations
Although the new year has been celebrated since prehistoric times, it was celebrated on the vernal equinox rather than what we now consider the first of the year. The Romans were the first to recognize New Years Day on January first. Rather than tie the day to some significant astronomical or agricultural event, in 153 BC the Romans selected it for civil reasons. It was the day after elections in which the newly elected assumed their positions.
Years later, Julius Caesar wanted to change the date to a more logical date but that year, January 1, 45 BC was the date of a new moon. To change it would have been bad luck. He did, however, change the calendar system from the Egyptian solar calendar to the "Julian" calendar, named for Caesar. July, the month of Caesar's birth, was also named after him to recognize him for his calendar reform. And look what it got him.
Up unto 1582, Christian Europe continued to celebrate New Years Day on March 25. Pope Gregory XIII instituted additional calendar reforms bringing us the calendaring system of the day. The Gregorian calendar was adopted by Catholic countries immediately while the reformists, suspect of any papal policy, only adapted it after some time. Today most countries around the world have adopted this calendaring system.
From primitive man to today, it has been recognized as a day in which rites were done to abolished the past so there could be a rejuvenation for the new year. Rituals included purgations, purifications, exorcisms, extinguishing and rekindling fires, masked processions (masks representing the dead), and other similar activities. Often exorcisms and purgations were performed with much noise as if to scare away the evil spirits. In China, Ying, the forces of light fought Yang, the forces of darkness with cymbals, noisemakers, and firecrackers.
Early European-Americans adopted the New Year celebrations from their homelands. However, it was noted by early settlers that native Americans already honored News Years Day with their own customs. Their rituals coincided with those around the world including fires, explosions of evil spirits, and celebrations. Today many of the New Year celebrations actually begin with a countdown to the New Year on the evening prior. It is customary to kiss your sweetheart when the clock strikes midnight as one of the customs of these New Years Eve parties.
Around the world, different cultures have their own traditions for welcoming the new year. The Japanese hang a rope of straw across the front of their houses to keep out evil spirits and bring happiness and good luck. They also have a good laugh as the year begins to get things started on a lucky note. In Argentina, people wear brand-new pink underwear to attract love. While in Brazil, people wear none; that usually works better.
In Germany, every year on December 31st, TV networks broadcast an 18-minute-long skit in English called Dinner for One.
In 1963, Germany’s Norddeutscher Rundfunk television station recorded the sketch, performed by the British comics Freddie Frinton and May Warden. Since its initial recording, the clip has become a New Year’s Eve staple in Germany. The clip holds the Guinness World Record for Most Frequently Repeated TV Program, (although Dinner For One has never been broadcast in the U. S. or Canada.)
In Siberia, brave divers plant the New Year's Tree underneath frozen lakes — sort of like a polar plunge. Much like a Christmas tree, the Siberian New Year Tree (or yolka) is supposed to signify the coming of Father Frost, but its planting also symbolizes starting over. The jumping-into-a-frozen-lake challenge is just another addition to the year-end festivities.
In Italy, nothing says “Happy New Year” like red underpants. Red underwear is a staple of the New Year’s tradition in Italy. The color choice invokes centuries-old superstition that the color keeps bad luck and evil at bay, and encourages good luck. Now, even if you find yourself in Rome without a pair of rosy unmentionables, no worries. Shops and street vendors have plenty for sale.
In South Africa, people throw appliances out the window (watch out!!). In Denmark, you break a dish for a friend. They save their old dishes only to throw them by the dozen at the doorsteps of family friends on New Years. In theory, the bigger the pile of broken dishes you find on your door steps, the bigger pile of friends you have.
New Year Resolutions are simply another way to wish away the past in exchange for hopes of the future. It is where the phrase turning over a new leaf originated. I hope 2019 brings good health and better luck to all (especially all our idols.)
New Year's Poem - Margaret Avison
The Christmas twigs crispen and needles rattle
Along the window-ledge.
A solitary pearl
Shed from the necklace spilled at last week’s party
Lies in the suety, snow-luminous plainness
Of morning, on the window-ledge beside them.
And all the furniture that circled stately
And hospitable when these rooms were brimmed
With perfumes, furs, and black-and-silver
Crisscross of seasonal conversation, lapses
Into its previous largeness.
I remember
Anne’s rose-sweet gravity, and the stiff grave
Where cold so little can contain;
I mark the queer delightful skull and crossbones
Starlings and sparrows left, taking the crust,
And the long loop of winter wind
Smoothing its arc from dark Arcturus down
To the bricked corner of the drifted courtyard,
And the still window-ledge.
Gentle and just pleasure
It is, being human, to have won from space
This unchill, habitable interior
Which mirrors quietly the light
Of the snow, and the new year.
Demand Euphoria!.
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Just a few more pages on the calendar
We found a couple more best of mash-ups for the end of the year -
Really, how many of them have you seen?
I think I have one more Christmas present for you that was stuck all the way in the back of the tree -
Paramount originally acquired the rights to The Cheaters as a vehicle for Carole Lombard and John Barrymore. After Lombard's tragic death the property was sold to Republic as a potential vehicle for Binnie Barnes. Joseph Schildkraut signed a contact with Republic pictures for financial security, taking over the John Barrymore role. In retrospect, Schildkraut characterized the decision as one of THE major mistakes of his life.
If you don't stop by tomorrow, have the happiest of New Years. And remember bunkies, don't drink and drive tomorrow.
Demand Euphoria!
Really, how many of them have you seen?
I think I have one more Christmas present for you that was stuck all the way in the back of the tree -
Paramount originally acquired the rights to The Cheaters as a vehicle for Carole Lombard and John Barrymore. After Lombard's tragic death the property was sold to Republic as a potential vehicle for Binnie Barnes. Joseph Schildkraut signed a contact with Republic pictures for financial security, taking over the John Barrymore role. In retrospect, Schildkraut characterized the decision as one of THE major mistakes of his life.
If you don't stop by tomorrow, have the happiest of New Years. And remember bunkies, don't drink and drive tomorrow.
Demand Euphoria!
Saturday, December 29, 2018
In Memoriam
Another year has come and gone and we here at The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour would like to remember some of the people we lost in 2018. Here is a roll call of some (in no particular order) today
Jerry Van Dyke, 86:
Dolores O’Riordan, 46.
Bradford Dillman, 87.
Dorothy Malone, 93.
John Mahoney, 77.
John Gavin
Vic Damone, 89.
Nanette Fabray, 97.
David Ogden Stiers, 75.
Steven Bochco, 74.
Susan Anspach, 75.
Harry Anderson, 65.
Avicii, 28.
Margot Kidder, 69.
Joseph Campanella, 93.
Patricia Morison, 103.
Clint Walker, 90.
Philip Roth, 85.
Anthony Bourdain, 61.
Harlan Ellison, 84.
Tab Hunter, 86.
Charlotte Rae, 92.
Aretha Franklin, 76.
Barbara Harris,
Robin Leach, 76.
Neil Simon, 91.
Carole Shelley, 79.
Bill Daily, 91.
Burt Reynolds, 82.
Marty Balin, 76.
Charles Aznavour, 94.
Montserrat Caballe, 85.
Sondra Locke, 74.
Stan Lee, 95.
Roy Clark, 85.
Bernardo Bertolucci, 77.
Ken Berry, 85.
Nancy Wilson, 81.
Penny Marshall, 75.
Demand Euphoria!
Jerry Van Dyke, 86:
Dolores O’Riordan, 46.
Bradford Dillman, 87.
Dorothy Malone, 93.
John Mahoney, 77.
John Gavin
Vic Damone, 89.
Nanette Fabray, 97.
David Ogden Stiers, 75.
Steven Bochco, 74.
Susan Anspach, 75.
Harry Anderson, 65.
Avicii, 28.
Margot Kidder, 69.
Joseph Campanella, 93.
Patricia Morison, 103.
Clint Walker, 90.
Philip Roth, 85.
Anthony Bourdain, 61.
Harlan Ellison, 84.
Tab Hunter, 86.
Charlotte Rae, 92.
Aretha Franklin, 76.
Barbara Harris,
Robin Leach, 76.
Neil Simon, 91.
Carole Shelley, 79.
Bill Daily, 91.
Burt Reynolds, 82.
Marty Balin, 76.
Charles Aznavour, 94.
Montserrat Caballe, 85.
Sondra Locke, 74.
Stan Lee, 95.
Roy Clark, 85.
Bernardo Bertolucci, 77.
Ken Berry, 85.
Nancy Wilson, 81.
Penny Marshall, 75.
Demand Euphoria!
Friday, December 28, 2018
We're back - but only for a brief moment
We're home for the holidays, briefly - we're dropping off laundry and picking up clean clothes, (we're heading to the annual meeting of the ACME Corporation's board of directors. I never know if one of the largest shareholders, Wile E. Coyote will show up or not?)
I brought back another Christmas gift from our travels. (I may find another one during the weekend.)
According to Rosemary Clooney, Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye's "Sisters" performance was not originally in the script. They were clowning around on the set, and director Michael Curtiz thought it was so funny that he decided to film it. In the scene, Crosby's laughs are genuine and unscripted, as he was unable to hold a straight face due to Kaye's comedic dancing. Clooney said the filmmakers had a better take where Crosby didn't laugh, but when they ran them both, people liked the laughing version better.
Here's another interesting list of the best films of 2018 from Andrew Rivard - an aspiring film editor from L.A. -
I really hope Mr. Rivard is finally a working editor on Los Angeles at this point - his work shows.
And on this last Friday of 2018, as I always say that it's 5 PM somewhere, please remember to drink til up drop this weekend and don't drive. The life you save may be yours (and mine.)
Demand Euphoria!
Thursday, December 27, 2018
We here at ACME are taking it easy (part 2)
We're traveling the country - I'm performing pick-up frontier surgery in parts unknown
I found another Christmas gift under the tree. (I may find another during the week.)
This was the first feature-length film for producer George Pal. The stop-motion animation used in creating the illusion of a dancing squirrel (Rupert) was so realistic that George Pal received many inquiries as to where he got a squirrel that was trained to dance.
Here's the next mash-up of year end review videos: this one, the best films of 2018 by David Erhlich, is a yearly favorite of mine
Once again we ask, "How many of them have you seen?"
Demand Euphoria!
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
We here at ACME are taking it easy
I found another Christmas gift under the tree. (I may find another during the week.)
The script for this film and the play on which it was based was inspired by Alexander Woollcott's infamous overnight stay at Moss Hart's Pennsylvania country home. Woolcott's visit had been an unmitigated nightmare, both for himself and Hart. Woolcott's overbearing, outrageous, and unbearable behavior included: insisting that he would not go to bed unless a milkshake and chocolate cookies were prepared for him, demanding that all the heat in the house be turned off, refusing to sleep in any room other than Hart's bedroom, accusing the servants of dishonesty, and writing in Hart's guestbook "I wish to say that on my first visit to Moss Hart's house I had one of the most unpleasant evenings I can ever recall having spent."
Since it's the end of the year there are lots of year end review videos. I usually find the time to post a few: this one, United State of Pop 2018: A Mashup of the 25 Biggest U.S. Pop Songs of 2018, is one of the more famous
I still have to ask the kids to tell me what some of the songs were.
Demand Euphoria!
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Feliz Navidad/ Joyeux Noel
This could be a subliminal commercial for Le Sueur® Brand Peas
If not, then it's just another holiday song.
And that was for those of you not in a particularly holiday mood at all.
As today is the first night of Christmas, here are some more unusual gifts to consider giving -
(This song was from last year - it could easily be updated with more indictments.)
Also, please send all of your friends the gift of an inappropriate thought this holiday season.
If you run out of topics around the table this evening, have your family watch this brief video about the holidays from the folks at Mental Floss -
Once again, we here at ACME once again want to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday by sharing this Christmas poem:
Let us all be Noticers today.
Let us notice our children’s gifts rather than their flaws.
Let us notice what our spouse does right, not what he or she did wrong.
Let us notice the sacrifices our parents made, rather than all the times they messed up.
Let us notice how hard people are working not how quickly they are providing service.
Let us notice where our love and kindness is needed, rather than spew criticism and scrutiny where it is not needed.
Let us be Noticers. Love others right where they are. Love others just as they are. Someone is just waiting for us to notice what’s blooming or wilting inside that could use a little undivided attention.
… The one who notices and responds with empathy can create a ripple effect. Because compassion spreads . . . compassion is contagious!”
“… finding Glimmers of Goodness within a day is possible – even when you are irritated, annoyed, or frustrated. Try taking each not-so-pleasant experience or feeling and thanking it for its hidden gifts.
Thank you, growing older. It is in finding another gray hair and another laugh line that I appreciate the gift of another day.
Thank you, pang of guilt. It is in wishing that I did things differently that I appreciate the opportunity of Second chances.
Thank you, disappointment. It is in experiencing letdown that I appreciate the fact that I had the courage to try.
Thank you, daily challenge. It is looking straight into the face of sorrow, struggle, fear, frustration, heartache, and worry that I appreciate the fact that I keep showing up. And I will keep showing up.
Because even on the hardest days, even in the most challenging moments, I can see tiny glimmers of goodness if I look closely for them.
Demand Euphoria!
If not, then it's just another holiday song.
And that was for those of you not in a particularly holiday mood at all.
As today is the first night of Christmas, here are some more unusual gifts to consider giving -
(This song was from last year - it could easily be updated with more indictments.)
Also, please send all of your friends the gift of an inappropriate thought this holiday season.
If you run out of topics around the table this evening, have your family watch this brief video about the holidays from the folks at Mental Floss -
Once again, we here at ACME once again want to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday by sharing this Christmas poem:
Let us all be Noticers today.
Let us notice our children’s gifts rather than their flaws.
Let us notice what our spouse does right, not what he or she did wrong.
Let us notice the sacrifices our parents made, rather than all the times they messed up.
Let us notice how hard people are working not how quickly they are providing service.
Let us notice where our love and kindness is needed, rather than spew criticism and scrutiny where it is not needed.
Let us be Noticers. Love others right where they are. Love others just as they are. Someone is just waiting for us to notice what’s blooming or wilting inside that could use a little undivided attention.
… The one who notices and responds with empathy can create a ripple effect. Because compassion spreads . . . compassion is contagious!”
“… finding Glimmers of Goodness within a day is possible – even when you are irritated, annoyed, or frustrated. Try taking each not-so-pleasant experience or feeling and thanking it for its hidden gifts.
Thank you, growing older. It is in finding another gray hair and another laugh line that I appreciate the gift of another day.
Thank you, pang of guilt. It is in wishing that I did things differently that I appreciate the opportunity of Second chances.
Thank you, disappointment. It is in experiencing letdown that I appreciate the fact that I had the courage to try.
Thank you, daily challenge. It is looking straight into the face of sorrow, struggle, fear, frustration, heartache, and worry that I appreciate the fact that I keep showing up. And I will keep showing up.
Because even on the hardest days, even in the most challenging moments, I can see tiny glimmers of goodness if I look closely for them.
Demand Euphoria!
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