Graduating at the top of her class from the prestigious yet secretive
International Mothers' Help Academy, Mrs
Von Shtupt is the head of our security department. Skilled in many forms of the martial arts, as well as other forms of defensive combat, she has personally killed more than a dozen men with nothing else but a graphite pencil, (including possibly Mr.
Von Shtupt, but we don't like to speak about it.) Here she is seen in one of the only known photographs of her, with her best friend and former classmate, the defense minister of
England, the right honorable Mrs
Paula Smith-Smyth-Smithe.
Dita's hands have been registered as lethal weapons and she is required by law to wear gloves at all times.
Demand Euphoria!
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