Mrs. Lilly Mellitus and Mrs. Enid Apocrine were on their daily stroll to the local library to look up new, vaguelly obscene epithets to hurl at their foreign neighbors. The ladies encountered the nearly hairless, fully greased up Mr. Schwarzenegger, out on his daily stroll to show off the contours of his genitals through his snug speedo. Mrs Mellitus noticed Arnold and his naughty bits, had several unsavory thoughts and promptly died. Mrs. Apocine never spoke of the episode again.
Demand Euphoria!
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