Don't leave small children unsupervised in the kitchen. Especially with all that hot oil.
now it time to figure out how to send all the mishpokhe home.
The Gelt Song - Klezmatics
The Latke Song - Debbie Friedman
Hanukkah Song with Leonard Nimoy - A Thing Called Waiting
Hannukah Dance - Woody Guthrie
Check to see if the oil has gone rancid?
Guess the theme?
The Christmas Waltz
Winter Wonderland
Sleigh Ride
I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm
The Christmas Song
Get outside and get a little exercise: with all of the eating everyone's been doing, you probably need it.
Dr. Caligari's cabinet is now so crammed that he had to stow stuff in the Cupboard. Time may wound all heels but once in a while you need a cup of tea.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
It's that time of year
The Sixth Annual Christmas Spectacular
The holidays are upon us and we here at Dr. Caligari's love to celebrate like it nobody's business. So over the next several weeks check back daily (we hope) to see what we're listening to or thinking about - Today's kick-off - The lights of Christmas (exterior)
David Richards, from Canberra, Australia has covering his home in so many LED lights that he has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the most number of Christmas lights strung on a house. Richards took around a month to set up the decorations, using half a million lights (or 502,165 to be exact) spread along string which if you rolled it out straight would stretch a distance of 29.8 miles
The Richards family says the lights are likely to add an extra $2,300 to his electricity bill for the month of December, but hopes his efforts will be worth it as he plans to raise money for charity when the illuminations open to the public. Two years ago, his light show raised around $71,000 for charitable causes.
Once again, it's nice to see that the public is helping suport the public utilities. You know that they are barely eking out a living.
It's the third night of Hanukkah -
Move on to the donuts.
The Chanukah Song (Part 3)
Oils - A Thanksgivukkah Miracle
Burn - Hanukkah - The Maccabeats
Potato Latkes Recipe for Hanukkah
Remember to eat some steamed vegetables
The holidays are upon us and we here at Dr. Caligari's love to celebrate like it nobody's business. So over the next several weeks check back daily (we hope) to see what we're listening to or thinking about - Today's kick-off - The lights of Christmas (exterior)
David Richards, from Canberra, Australia has covering his home in so many LED lights that he has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the most number of Christmas lights strung on a house. Richards took around a month to set up the decorations, using half a million lights (or 502,165 to be exact) spread along string which if you rolled it out straight would stretch a distance of 29.8 miles
The Richards family says the lights are likely to add an extra $2,300 to his electricity bill for the month of December, but hopes his efforts will be worth it as he plans to raise money for charity when the illuminations open to the public. Two years ago, his light show raised around $71,000 for charitable causes.
Once again, it's nice to see that the public is helping suport the public utilities. You know that they are barely eking out a living.
It's the third night of Hanukkah -
Move on to the donuts.
The Chanukah Song (Part 3)
Oils - A Thanksgivukkah Miracle
Burn - Hanukkah - The Maccabeats
Potato Latkes Recipe for Hanukkah
Remember to eat some steamed vegetables
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
It started tonight but you're probably a little busy
Hanukkah means "dedication"
so let the serious eating commense
Original Hanukkah Song Adam Sandler -
Hanukkah Harry -
The Hebrew Hammer
The Chanukah Song Neil Diamond -
And kids, know when a simple game becomes an addiction - please no actual gambling while playing with your dreidels. Gamblers Anonymous (718) 352-1671
Remember, pace yourself - 8 days is a long time
so let the serious eating commense
Original Hanukkah Song Adam Sandler -
Hanukkah Harry -
The Hebrew Hammer
The Chanukah Song Neil Diamond -
And kids, know when a simple game becomes an addiction - please no actual gambling while playing with your dreidels. Gamblers Anonymous (718) 352-1671
Remember, pace yourself - 8 days is a long time
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Since you probably can't reach me at home
This is a message for my family but feel free you use, if needed
(If you are of a certain age and lived in the NYC area, this is what was playing on WPIX in the afternoon after the parade ended.)
Sorry I'm not with you this Thanksgiving. If you can't reach me by phone, need are the recipes you're probably looking for:
Shrimp Dip
Appetizers:
Carrots/ Celery Sticks
Pre-cubed Cheese from local deli
Olives
Turkey w/ Stuffing
Potatoes
version 1 or
version 2
Vegetables
Ginger Carrots
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Green Beans
Fennel Salad
Dessert
Apple Crisp
Brownies
Vanilla Ice Cream
Butter Pecan Ice Cream
Coffee/ Tea
Have a great Thanksgiving and hopefully you've remembered to check your guns at the door!
(If you are of a certain age and lived in the NYC area, this is what was playing on WPIX in the afternoon after the parade ended.)
Sorry I'm not with you this Thanksgiving. If you can't reach me by phone, need are the recipes you're probably looking for:
Shrimp Dip
Appetizers:
Carrots/ Celery Sticks
Pre-cubed Cheese from local deli
Olives
Turkey w/ Stuffing
Potatoes
version 1 or
version 2
Vegetables
Ginger Carrots
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Green Beans
Fennel Salad
Dessert
Apple Crisp
Brownies
Vanilla Ice Cream
Butter Pecan Ice Cream
Coffee/ Tea
Have a great Thanksgiving and hopefully you've remembered to check your guns at the door!
Thursday, November 21, 2013
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Monday, November 11, 2013
The greatest happiness is to know the source of unhappiness.
November 11, 1821 -
Fyodor Dostoyevsky was born on this date. Mr. Dostoyevsky is universally recognized as one of the pre-eminent authors of nineteenth-century Russia and perhaps one of the finest novelists of all time. As mentioned yesterday, on November 10, 1969, public television broadcast the Children's Television Network's first episode of Sesame Street.
I like to take advantage of this serendipitous occasion by celebrating both of these cultural icons, who have more in common than you might think.
One of Mr. Dostoyevsky's most enduring characters is that of the angst-ridden student, Raskolnikov, who brutally murders an old woman with an axe in order to confirm his own intellectual freedom. One of the most popular characters on Sesame Street is Big Bird, an eight-foot-tall, easily flustered, flightless yellow bird of indeterminate species.
Mr. Dostoyevsky's novels deal with a broad range of complex issues such as as parricide, political philosophy, epilepsy, freedom of the will, suicide, theosophy, revolution, addiction, dissipation, forgiveness, and the legitimacy of absolutist rule. Sesame Street deals frequently with the alphabet and the numbers one through ten.
Mr. Dostoyevsky was once sentenced to death, blindfolded before a firing squad, then reprieved at the very last moment and exiled to Siberia, where he overcame great obstacles to produce some of his finest work. On Sesame Street, Ernie and Bert often bicker over household chores.
Mr. Dostoyevsky was a devout Russian Orthodox Catholic, and in The Idiot he explores the practical difficulties of living a life according to the principles of love, tolerance, and forgiveness set forth by Jesus Christ. Sesame Street features a grumpy green monster named Oscar, who lives in a garbage can and frequently breaks into song to proclaim his love of trash.
Imagine all of those similarities. Now write a two hundred page essay discussing all of this and your have a doctoral thesis.
You're welcome
Fyodor Dostoyevsky was born on this date. Mr. Dostoyevsky is universally recognized as one of the pre-eminent authors of nineteenth-century Russia and perhaps one of the finest novelists of all time. As mentioned yesterday, on November 10, 1969, public television broadcast the Children's Television Network's first episode of Sesame Street.
I like to take advantage of this serendipitous occasion by celebrating both of these cultural icons, who have more in common than you might think.
One of Mr. Dostoyevsky's most enduring characters is that of the angst-ridden student, Raskolnikov, who brutally murders an old woman with an axe in order to confirm his own intellectual freedom. One of the most popular characters on Sesame Street is Big Bird, an eight-foot-tall, easily flustered, flightless yellow bird of indeterminate species.
Mr. Dostoyevsky's novels deal with a broad range of complex issues such as as parricide, political philosophy, epilepsy, freedom of the will, suicide, theosophy, revolution, addiction, dissipation, forgiveness, and the legitimacy of absolutist rule. Sesame Street deals frequently with the alphabet and the numbers one through ten.
Mr. Dostoyevsky was once sentenced to death, blindfolded before a firing squad, then reprieved at the very last moment and exiled to Siberia, where he overcame great obstacles to produce some of his finest work. On Sesame Street, Ernie and Bert often bicker over household chores.
Mr. Dostoyevsky was a devout Russian Orthodox Catholic, and in The Idiot he explores the practical difficulties of living a life according to the principles of love, tolerance, and forgiveness set forth by Jesus Christ. Sesame Street features a grumpy green monster named Oscar, who lives in a garbage can and frequently breaks into song to proclaim his love of trash.
Imagine all of those similarities. Now write a two hundred page essay discussing all of this and your have a doctoral thesis.
You're welcome
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Monday, November 4, 2013
Special Snowflake Syndrome
(This post is only significant to a very tiny segment of my readers - everyone else can ignore it)
A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
Thank you Urbandictionary.com
A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
Thank you Urbandictionary.com
Sunday, November 3, 2013
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