Meet our Staff (continued):

Ms. Ida Mae Clotilde, Ms. Loretta Martin and Ms. Lucasta Snodgrass, all work in the Research department of Dr. Caligari's. Ida once beat a man to death with a paperback edition of Roget's Thesaurus for the incorrect use of the Oxford comma; (she is currently on probation.)

Loretta (nee Laurence) can speak fluent Esperanto (but with a lisp.) Loretta ran away from the St. Aloysius Home for Listless Children at 14 and won a Cha Cha competition with her dancing partner, Bebe Ribozo. Lucasta Snodgrass (seating in the rear of the photo, holding the phone) was the youngest winner of the All-England Summarize Proust Competition in 1971. Legally, she's had to register her elbows as deadly weapons.