Yeah, we're not celebrating Roots and Branches Month

The Ruby is the gem for July.




The water lily is the flower for the month of July.



Here are some of the causes recognized in July


American Beer Month.




Anti-Boredom Month ( Once again I've been beaten out by Al Roker as the spokesperson. I believe an Eastern syndicate always lobbies heavily for Al. What can I do?)



Boredom is an important sign of depression.


July is National Baked Beans Month.



You all know - Beans, beans, the magically fruit...


(The Pros and Cons of) Hitchhiking Month



Remember, if you're on a dark and lonely road during a thunderstorm, pick up that hitchhiker.


July is National Hot Dog Month - National Hot Dog Day is July 23.



Remember don't look too closely into the bit end of your hot dog


National Ice Cream Month



Remember to SCREAM about it


Lead Poison Control Week



So lick those walls kids


Peach Month (There seems to be some confusion on whether National Peach Month is in July or August.



So Dammit, dare to eat the peach!!!)


Read An Almanac Month



Which is apparently what I do all the time.