Failed experiement No. 42

August 31, 1947 -
Catholic Church approved portable chastity device (including traveling nun.)

(Vacuum seal totally on the wrong end.)

Failed science experience No.325

August 30, 1963 -
Attempt at weightless bowel movement

afterwards, NASA immediately increased bran intact 3x.

Behold and be amazed

’Cross the Rainbow Bridge of Asgard,
Where the booming heavens roar,

You’ll behold in breathless wonder,
The God of Thunder, Mighty Thor!

A little self knowledge is a good thing

Help, please come and arrest me

I'm too cute and I'm falling into a diabetic coma.

Words that sound dirty but are not Part V

Dick Test:

If your doctor suspects you have scarlet fever, you may be given this diagnostic test invented by Dr. George Dick and his wife Gladys in 1924.

Medical professionals agree

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Words that sound dirty but are not Part IV

Oxpecker:

A small bird native to sub-Saharan Africa. Also known as tick birds, they eat parasites that infest the hides of livestock.