It's over, it's over, it's over.

It's the Eighth night of Hanukkah.

At this point, just drink the oil - it will act as a purgative.


And here, I promise, is the last set of songs celebrating Hanukkah -

Hanukkah With Veronica Monica




Happy Chanuka!  Ocho Kandelikas  -




A Chanukah Story: A toddler's perspective




Hanukkah in Santa Monica -




Hey, somebody has to clean up all of that wax on the break front. And somebody's got to dump all of this oil.


Today's Christmas special - Too much has been going on in the past 24 hours, so let's just play some Christmas carols


Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas  Margaret Whiting -




Snowfall  Doris Day -




Winter Wonderland  Louis Armstrong -




Santa Baby  Eartha Kitt -




Hark!The Herald Angels Sing   Andy Williams -




Enjoy your day.  Hug your family a little tighter.

Isn't the holiday over yet?

It's the seventh night of Hanukkah.

That oil is a tad rancid


If you can stand it, more Hanukkah songs

It's Chanukah Yippie i Oh!    -




Chanukah Time   Josh & The Jamtones  -




Hanukkah Song  Vodkas and Latkes -




Eight Nights (Hanukkah Mashup)  StandFour - 




Maybe I've miscounted, it is the seventh night?

Today's Christmas countdown - Those gentlemen from Philadelphia were so moved by our themes concerning Frank and Dino that after much grappa and threatened 'kisses of death', I have be persuaded (forced at gunpoint) to have another Mobbed Up Christmas. This is not to say that any of these singers are in anyway associated with organized crime. It's just that Frankie Cervello, Molluschi Vincenzo, Joey Finocchio, etc, 'requested' these songs.


What will Santa Claus Say When he Finds Everybody Swinging  Louis Prima -




Oh Come All Ye Faithful   Jerry Vale -




Hark! The Herald Angels Sing  Paul Anka -




You're All I Want For Christmas   Al Martino -




Buon Natale  Jimmy Roselli -



After many shots (of scotch) and plates of scungilli, vongole prime and fried calamari, the boys want to wish everyone 'Buon Natale'.



11 more shopping days until Christmas, and the world may just be over in 7 days.

Are you sure Lipitor isn't secretly behind all of this?

It's the Sixth Night of Hanukkah

At this point, you're probably deep frying just about anything. Please keep small children and pets out of the kitchen.  Please avoid deep frying butter or chocolate bars (your kitchen is not a county fair.)

Chanukah Melodies  Player Piano Tune  -




Shalom Sesame: The Missing Menorah  -




Chanukah Medley performed by the London Jewish Male Choir




What's Your Favorite Part of Hanukkah?   Chabad.org -




Feast of Lights  They Might Be Giants -




You should begin thinking about where you are going to store your Menorah? (I don't mean to insinuate that you aren't normally observant. Perhaps you proudly display your heirloom menorah in your living room. I can't be everywhere.)


OK, Frank wasn't the only member of the Rat Pack to sing carols - today's theme is A Dean Martin's Christmas (Dean died on Christmas day in 1995.)


White Christmas -




Silent Night -




I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm -




Jingle Bells -




It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas -




Ahhh, you can practically taste the Bourbon in the air.


12 more shopping days until Christmas, and the world may just be over in 8 days.





And so it goes.

What's that funny smell in the house

It's the Fifth Day of Hanukkah -

The oil fatigue may have already set in. Hold on, you will get through this.


Hanukkah O Hanukkah  BNL -




Dreidel Dreidel   Meshugga Beach Party  -



I know I've played the dreidel song already.  But have you hear it done to a surf guitar.


Racing Home: A Hanukkah Surprise  -




The Rocky Hora Chanukah Song  The Shlomones -



Please drink more water and have some fiber.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

In honor of Ole Blue Eyes Birthday - it's a Sinatra Christmas

Christmas Dreaming  -




Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town  -




Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! -




Winter Wonderland -




The First Noel  -





13 more shopping days until Christmas, and the world may just be over in 9 days.

(Blame North Korea)

Godiva carries kosher chocolate!

That all I'm saying.

It's the fourth night of Hanukkah -

now it time to figure out how to get rid of all of your relatives.

Christmastime for the Jews  Darlene Love -




Happy Hanukkah (Official Video)  Matisyahu -




Shine  The Maccabeats -




Hanukkah Lovin'   -




Have some fruit


More of that music by kids abused by their domineering father- (the Motown edition)

Today's Christmas countdown - A Jackson Five Christmas

Up On The House Top -




Give Love on Christmas Day  -




Someday At Christmas  -




I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus  -




We here at ACME are wishing you time to enjoy the simple pleasures of this holiday season.  And if not, Joe will be coming by to give you the beating of your life.

14 more shopping days until Christmas and the end of the world may occur in 10 days.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is.

It's the third night of Hanukkah -

Move on to the donuts.


Hanukkah song (Part 3)  Adam Sandler -




Crank That Kosha Boy   Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E -




Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)  Evan Taubenfeld - 




Bruce Bruce the Hanukkah Moose



Remember to eat some steamed vegetables


And even more holiday special for you. What says Christmas more than music by kids abused by their domineering father

Today's other Christmas countdown - A Beach Boys Christmas

I'll Be Home for Christmas -




Santa's Got An Airplane -




Bringing Toys and Christmas Cheer -




Various Christmas Songs they got around to sing in between the verbal abuse from their father -




There is no place like home for the holiday.


15 more shopping days until Christmas, and the world may just be over in 11 days.



And so it goes.

Tonight is the second night of Hanukkah -

And here's some more Hanukkah songs for you -

The Chanukah Song Part 2  Adam Sandler -




I Gotta Feeling Hanukkah  The Fountainheads -




Chanukah Rights!  Six13 -




I wonder if Lipitor is a sponsor of Hanukkah?


In honor of our depressed little pal:  Let's all get in the mood and have a depressing Christmas -

Snow  Tracey Thorn -




Merry Christmas Dawn Davenport




I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas  Aimee Mann -




That Was The Worst Christmas Ever!  Sufjan Stevens -




And what holiday would be complete without Tom Waits -




16 more shopping days until Christmas, and the world may just be over in 12 days.



And so it goes