Norunt Mickey Muris. Hesse Hermann a paucis intelligitur. Nisi quantum pugillus capere potest intelligi Albert Einstein. Et nemo intellegebat Norton Imperator.
Joshua Norton was a businessman in
San Francisco in the
1800's. In the
1840's, just before the Gold Rush, he tried to corner the market on rice and failed. He went from being very wealthy to being destitute overnight and the experience completely shattered his reason.
A couple of months after this event, he put on a formal admiral's uniform, complete with gold braid and epaulets and strode in to the office of the newspaper. He handed the editor a large, official looking proclamation which stated in quite formal language that, due to popular demand, he hereby declared himself
Emperor Norton I of San Francisco, California, and Mexico, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. He bade all his subjects show him loyalty and the other courtesies due a person of such eminent stature.
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At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of S. F., Cal., declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these U. S.; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity. —NORTON I, Emperor of the United States.
The editor, with a rich sense of humor, decided to publish the proclamation on the front page of the newspaper, in all seriousness. The citizens of
San Francisco, being what they are, immediately decided that this sounded like a good idea and, by unanimous acclamation, accepted
Norton as their Emperor. It is undoubtedly the only time in history they ever had an unanimous vote on anything.
(From the pictures of Emperor
Norton, it is immediately apparent that this guy has gone around the bend and ain't coming back. His eyes pointed in different directions, and neither one quite caught straight ahead. His uniform was formal to the point of almost gaudy and, at the same time, it was quite apparent that he and soap were not of regular acquaintance.)
He reigned for about forty years. During that time he ate in all of the finest restaurants and slept in the finest hotels for free -- because he was the Emperor. He had three seats permanently reserved in the front row of the
San Francisco opera house -- one for him, and one each for his two dogs. Twice a year he would review the police and fire departments as they paraded by, and then he would make a grand speech to the assembled crowds. He printed his own money, which was accepted in business establishments around
San Francisco as legal tender. When bicycles first came out, they got him a bicycle, too, and he looked all the more daft because of it. When one of his dogs died,
10,000 people turned out for the
funeral to console their grief-stricken emperor. When the Civil War rolled around, he graciously offered his alliance and military support to
Abraham Lincoln, who politely declined.
Make no mistake about it, the Emperor
Norton was as good a loony as you have ever run across and I can't help feeling that a man who was that intelligent must have had some idea of just how completely nuts he really was.
Now here's the problem. During his reign as Emperor,
Norton came up with three major ideas:
1) He called upon the other leaders of the world to join him in forming a
League of Nations where disputes between nations could be resolved peacefully.
2) He suggested that parts of
San Francisco Bay be filled in to make more room to build.
3) He proposed that a suspension-span bridge be built across the spot where the
San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge stands now. He even laid out a complete design that looks remarkably close to the bridge that was built
sixty years after he died. He correctly predicted that only a suspension span bridge would have the strength to span such a large stretch, and the flexibility to stand up under the extreme stress which would be placed on such a structure. He did this at a time when the only suspension bridges ever built were rope bridges in remote parts of
Africa.
Of course, when he proposed these ideas, the response was long and uproarious laughter -- the Emperor was up to his old tricks again. In time, all of his ideas became reality.
At the time, no one believed him.
Also, please check out the
online petition to rename the
San Francisco - Oakland Bay Bridge after our beloved majesty,
Emperor Norton.
