Hopefully you had some quality time with the family

A final reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas -

Naked spin-the-dreidel games!

You've probably run out of gifts at this point, wrap your family's fresh laundry as the gift that shows you've done the laundry. At this point, look up a local oil recycler - it will do better for everyone as a biofuel.

And here, I promise, is the last set of songs celebrating Hanukkah -

Hanukkah With Veronica Monica -




Chanukah in Santa Monica   GMCLA -




ACME Eagle Hand Soap would like to finish out Dave Grohl's Hanukkah offering with his final song of his set



It should be mandatory that we listen to Uncle Lou during the Hanukkah season.


In The Market For A Miracle   A Christmas Story -



Kids, this is the essential 11 o'clock number.


Gal Gadot makes Jimmy Fallon eat holiday foods -



Jimmy would have eaten crap on a shingle for her.


SNL Celebrates Hanukkah -



Hey, somebody has to clean up all of that wax on the break front. And somebody's got to call the guys who pick up used cooking oil for bio-fuel.


Life has no remote, so wake up and change it.

Now that we have your attention -

Let us all welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.

- from your friends at ACME, celebrating over 100 year in business.



Demand Euphoria!