I could have told you this

More alcohol is consumed today, the day before Thanksgiving, than on New Year's Eve or St. Patrick's Day.

Why, (you may ask?) Many college students return home and reunite with their high school buddies. And the crippling anxiety of being surrounded by family drives some to drink.


It's time to consider the main course - Turkey.  I am reminded of the W. Somerset Maugham quote: At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. 

Since Mr. Teeny can't be your sou-chef tomorrow, I've posted a few notes on cooking the bird in question:


Turkey w/ Stuffing


Homemade Cranberry Sauce


Here are a couple more Thanksgiving themes episodes to watch while your thinking about what you've gotten yourself into

Gilmore Girls - A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving



Before launching into Hymn 17 as Mrs. Kim requests, Dave plays the main riff from The Man who Sold the World by David Bowie.


Murphy Brown - Mission Control





I'll leave you today with a thoughtful quote from Oscar Wilde: After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.



Demand Euphoria!