Friday, March 25, 2016

Along the Way of Sorrows

The old ladies you usually pester with questions of a religious nature are busy today: they are doing the Stations of the Cross. Since you probably have not been to church since at least Christmas and more like than not, have completely forgotten your entire religious training

(ACME will extend a Papal Dispensation to all non-Christians on this test) -


Here are the Stations of the Cross:


First Station: Jesus is condemned to death


Second Station: Jesus carries His cross


Third Station: Jesus falls the first time


Fourth Station: Jesus meets his mother


Fifth Station: Simon of Cyrene helps Jesus to carry his cross


Sixth Station: Veronica wipes the face of Jesus


Seventh Station: Jesus falls the second time


Eighth Station: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem


Ninth Station: Jesus falls a third time




10th Station: Jesus clothes are taken away


11th Station: Jesus is nailed to the cross




12th Station: Jesus dies on the cross




13th Station: The body of Jesus is taken down from the cross




14th Station: Jesus is laid in the tomb



And so it goes

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