Today, we bring you - Really Bad Christmas songs
Justin Bieber - Little Drummer Boy
I strongly advice you to just briefly listen to this song, listening to the entire clip may induce madness.
The Jingle Cats - White Christmas
I can only think of one reason to listen to this song, if you needed to break you lease. Playing it continuously in your apartment, while you are safely in another state would drive your neighbors to beg your landlord to get rid of you.
Duck the Halls - Ragin' Cajun Redneck Christmas
The faux-down home family Robinson continue to pull the wool over the unsuspecting eyes of the gullible public with this awful tune about their 'simple country' Christmas celebrations.
The Cheeky Girls - Have A Cheeky Christmas
I can only believe that this group exist as a rejected Vladimir Putin Christmas gift
And our perennial favorite -
NewSong – The Christmas Shoes
What list of cheesy holiday songs would be complete without this wretched dreck concerning a filthy child's odd foot fetish with his dying mother - always an uplifting tune.
But I will give Patton the final word on the subject.
There are 16 days until the start of Hanukkah.
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