Free O.G. Mally

Last week, Justin Bieber flew to Munich to put on a few performances as part of his world tour. He did what all 19 year pop-star teen idols do; he brought his baby capuchin monkey O.G. Mally with him. What he did not do, like most 19 year old pop-star teen idol with good management would have done; he forgot the necessary papers to bring the monkey in and out of Germany. (One thing you should always remember - when in Germany and someone in a uniform shouts, "Papers", you damn well better have them.)

The Brown Shirts, I mean the animal shelter where Mally is being held announced it would give Justin Bieber (who's performing tonight in Frankfurt) four weeks to return to Munich with the necessary paperwork to claim his monkey; otherwise O.G. will be remanded to a work camp, I mean a European zoo.